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It never was my plan to get into television.
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You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.
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No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.
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I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
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There is no way, if I was running ABC, I would have kept me on the air.
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There's no debate about the greenhouse effect, just like there's no debate about gravity. If someone throws a piano off the roof, I don't care what Sarah Palin tells you, get out of the way because it's coming down on your head.
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I'm not seen as classy enough to host the Oscars.
Jimmy Kimmel
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It is kind of funny that the people who don't think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president.
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I definitely feel pressure to keep slim. I don't want to be the guy who lost weight and gained it all back. But it's hard. Sometimes I'll gorge and gain nine pounds in a weekend somehow, and I get bummed about it.
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People's lives are boring.
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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
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I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. So the Internet, it's just something I wanted to make use of in some way. I was fascinated by what appeared to be a child singing this song. It just struck me as funny.
Jimmy Kimmel