Patton Oswalt Quotes
I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown. I don't think I would have been a very pleasant person.
Quotes to Explore
-
When I show a film at a festival, I am showing myself. Everything is at stake for me.
-
The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.
-
Do not follow vain desires; for verily he who prospers is preserved from lust, greed and anger.
-
You have to be brave and not always play likeable people. It's difficult, because there's a demand for the hero or heroine to be very likeable.
-
I'm trying to knock the medical profession into accepting its responsibilities, and those responsibilities include assisting their patients with death.
-
You know, acting is very fascinating. But being an actress is not, because you become so concentrated on yourself.
-
Nobody ever wants to really make someone feel bad.
-
We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for - to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world.
-
Comic-Con is really cool. It's different. I like to people-watch. I like to see the costumes.
-
I think Hollywood wants to be safe. The things you do first become your calling card, and I think people just sort of go, 'Well, we know he can do that.' They kind of put you in that hole.
-
I work very hard at my game.
-
It doesn't always happen according to the way you have planned things out but I feel if you have covered most of the aspects, it does help out there in the middle.
-
Women are what completely inspire me, and they have also been my downfall.
-
A Kindle returns us to the inconvenience of the scroll, except with batteries and electronic glitches. It's as handy as bringing Homer along to recite the 'Iliad' while playing a lyre.
-
Not one black man is prominent in Brazil. The Negroes there are still at the bottom.
-
Women have a tendency not to give up realms once they take over new ones. We are still proprietary over the domestic realm even as we take over new professional realms, and that is a real problem.
-
People are more optimistic about Detroit outside of Detroit.
-
I've actually been turned down for jobs because I was in Playboy.
-
Nothing wrong with retouching - nothing new about retouching.
-
Would a watermelon in the midst of a chase sequence not be, in its own organic way, emblematic of our entire misunderstood enterprise? At once totally logical and perfectly irrational?
-
I think one thing most of faiths have in common is they all realize that everything manifests from one [god]. That's whether you're dealing with science, religion, Bible, whatever. They all realize it all came from one, and then from one, you got many.
-
They were a group of two dozen nurses completely surrounded by 100,000 unattached American men.
-
I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown. I don't think I would have been a very pleasant person.
