Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.

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I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!
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But if you want to be in a band and write music, then you should just be in a band and write music.
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But there's no reason why we should abdicate our foundational principles because certain groups don't believe in them. You know, no majority should surrender its deeply held beliefs to those who don't believe in anything.
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What can a pencil do for all of us? Amazing things. It can write transcendent poetry, uplifting music, or life-changing equations; it can sketch the future, give life to untold beauty, and communicate the full-force of our love and aspirations.
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Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil!
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I don't really look forward to movie stardom or doing a $200-million movie or winning an Academy Award.
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I love anything to do with history.
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So, it's like: I'm an OK singer; I'm an OK guitar player and you put them together and... it's just OK.
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I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages.
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A great sense of peace entered my body, and seemingly into every cell.
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Filipinos don't wallow in what is miserable and ugly. They recycle the bad into things of beauty.
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When you work as hard as you can and as much as you can to make your first album, and you don't make any money, then you change things.
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Martin Luther King said, and it is sadly still true, that one of the most segregated times in America is the hour of worship.
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I feel Dress for Success is basically about empowering women who were in a disadvantaged situation. The act of wearing a suit when she's walking in the door, it's so powerful - it's about gaining control of their lives and situations.
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I consider myself a student of many religions. The more I learn, the more questions I have. For me, the spiritual quest will be a life-long work in progress.
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I think, on a larger note, that filmmakers and studios should start to tuck it in a little bit, because films wouldn't have the pressure they have if the word wasn't out about how expensive they were.
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Athletes these days are too robotic. People like to see performances filled with emotion. In my career I tried to be amusing, to differentiate myself from the other champions.
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One and the same thing can at the same time be good, bad, and indifferent, e.g., music is good to the melancholy, bad to those who mourn, and neither good nor bad to the deaf.
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We made music that wouldn't be in synch.
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You know what black hatred women feel toward me as soon as they see me, until I return inside my shell, they use every possible weapon. As soon as a generous man tries to help me out, a woman is here to hold his arm and prevent him from acting.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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Chaos does not unify. Chaos only serves the most extreme elements of society that seek to destabilize any semblance of order to fulfill their selfish lust for power.
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Dress for your body type. Some people are blessed enough to be able to throw on something that Beyonce wears and it looks amazing. If I try to go against the grain and wear something that my body doesn't like, it's going to show.
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The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.