Joe Wurzelbacher Quotes
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In many ways, anger is a misdirected plea for love.
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I can't go back and label myself as an outcast because I was a pretty well-adjusted kid, but I can certainly relate to the feeling of being an outsider.
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On a very gloomy dismal day, just such a one as it ought to be, I went to see Westminster Abbey.
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I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?'
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There's a place in my heart for every team I played on.
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I admit the last couple of years shows were not up to par.
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I'm the one in the band that said I'm not going on tour unless we do a record.
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I say that Pakistanis should not consider girls as weaklings.
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I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad.
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Thinking of possibilities is like driving a car on a freeway. You have an open road that stretches endlessly before you where your thoughts are not shackled. But when we say 'impossible,' we have already reached a dead-end in our minds. So dwell on possibilities to open up your horizon.
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You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do.
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Obstacles are necessary for success because in selling, as in all careers of importance, victory comes only after many struggles and countless defeats.
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I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.
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Love is always being given where it is not required.
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Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
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I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.
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We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
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The man who comes up with a means for doing or producing almost anything better, faster or more economically has his future and his fortune at his fingertips.
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It is absurd to have a hard and fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.
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However much [photographs] may lie, they do so with the raw materials of truth.
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With a horse, if you make it easy for him to do the right thing, that's what he will logically do, but it's not necessarily true with the human. You will see humans that will beat their heads against the wall rather than open the door and walk through it.
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I don't know exactly how it's done. I let it alone a good deal.
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Hard work's a good distraction.
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I'm a flash in the pan: a novelty.
