Joe Wurzelbacher Quotes
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In many ways, anger is a misdirected plea for love.
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I can't go back and label myself as an outcast because I was a pretty well-adjusted kid, but I can certainly relate to the feeling of being an outsider.
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On a very gloomy dismal day, just such a one as it ought to be, I went to see Westminster Abbey.
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I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?'
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I admit the last couple of years shows were not up to par.
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I'm the one in the band that said I'm not going on tour unless we do a record.
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I say that Pakistanis should not consider girls as weaklings.
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I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad.
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You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do.
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Obstacles are necessary for success because in selling, as in all careers of importance, victory comes only after many struggles and countless defeats.
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I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.
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Love is always being given where it is not required.
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Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
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I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.
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We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
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The man who comes up with a means for doing or producing almost anything better, faster or more economically has his future and his fortune at his fingertips.
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When I started Oracle, what I wanted to do was to create an environment where I would enjoy working. That was my primary goal. Sure, I wanted to make a living. I certainly never expected to become rich, certainly not this rich. I mean, rich does not even describe this. This is surreal.
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She's anything but typical;She's so unpredictable.Oh but even at her worst it ain't that bad.She's as real as real can beAnd she's every fantasy.Lord she's every lover that I've ever had.And she's every lover that I've never had.
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'Flotsam floats when all is sunk. Jetsam thrown isn't just junk. Coughs and colds and bright red sores Waiting for us, so bend yer oars!'
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I thought people would ask me really personal questions because I've shown more of myself, but it's a comedy, and people understand that it's a game we play.
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I am a Bolshevik.
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I'm a reporter. I'm not a scholar.
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I'm a flash in the pan: a novelty.
