Joel McHale Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
When the Lebanese Civil War started in 1975, I was 15. I was shipped to boarding school in England and, after that, to UCLA.
-
When I'm doing just music all the time, it can get really overwhelming. It's always challenging to switch it up a bit. And just because you're a musician, it doesn't mean that music is your only creative outlet.
-
The excitement of the fans in Montreal, especially in the playoffs, I don't think you can get that anywhere else. For a hockey player, I kind of wish everyone could go through that and experience what it is to play there. It's very unique.
-
The music business is one of a few places where everything you've heard about it seems entirely cliche, but it's true.
-
Let's just say I was really bad. Now I have grown into myself. I have changed.
-
No matter how senior you get in an organization, no matter how well you're perceived to be doing, your job is never done. Every day, you get up and the world is changing; your customers are expecting more from you. Your competitors are putting pressure on you by doing more and trying to beat you here and beat you there.
-
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.
-
Having a child, particularly your first child, is such a life-changing moment. Nothing can really prepare you for that.
-
I'll remind you all, however, that for government, existence is a privilege, not a right.
-
There are an awful lot of people who despise government precisely because it opened the door for common citizenship for people of all races and all natures in the United States.
-
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
-
Mubarak was oppressing and pillaging his own people. He was an enemy to the Palestinians and an accomplice of Israel, the sixth nuclear power on the planet, associated with the war-mongering NATO group.
-
We live in a flat; my wife would be happy if we had a house with stairs. Or a little cottage in the country.
-
Why should a filmmaker turn over the irreplaceable asset, the movie, to a distribution center?
-
Italy in the 1920s, Germany in the '30s, East Germany in the '50s, Czechoslovakia in the '60s, the Latin American dictatorships in the '70s, China in the '80s and '90s - all dictatorships and would-be dictators target newspapers and journalists.
-
Maybe I spent more time dwelling on emotions than some people, and maybe that's why I ended up writing.
-
I played Mary Joe Fernandez in the semifinals. She was winning the first set. Second set was very close. I started to play this aggressive game. I think I surprised them.
-
The power and energy sectors are the biggest constituents of the infrastructure sector. If you ignore them, no development will happen.
-
Pass in, pass in, the angels say, In to the upper doors; Nor count compartments of the floors, But mount to Paradise By the stairway of surprise.
-
Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.
-
I don't spend a lot of time watching my performances after the fact. I suck at playing video games, but I'm a fan of the creativity, the brilliance, and the possibility of the industry.
-
Never confuse movement with action.
-
I know I can be very standoffish.
-
Netflix is just wonderful.
