Joel McHale Quotes
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

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I'm not an anti-capitalist, or anarchist. I want capitalism to work.
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I don't really feel like I have to have a debate with my husband over issues.
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We tend in this country to talk about Democrats and Republicans, and think there's little group over there called Independents that's maybe 2%. That is not the case, and it has not been the case for most of modern American history.
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Tragedy is like strong acid - it dissolves away all but the very gold of truth.
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There's a lot of stress... but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.
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But the fact a person denies that he is theorising is no reason for taking him at his word and failing to investigate what implicit theory is involved in his statements.
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After all, despite the economic advantage to firms that employed child labor, it was in the social interest, as a national policy, to abolish it - removing that advantage for all firms.
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It was a labor of love and they did really well.
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It's quite absurd to act against a smoke creature that is not there.
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Nothing makes us love a person as much as praying for him.
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Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
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I had learned that science is a rewarding, active process of discovery, not the passive absorption of what others had discovered.
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I just think with acting, there's not a time limit on it.
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The air of ideas is the only air worth breathing.
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I mean, the problem is, I think I'm a great writer.
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So, for me the town hall meetings are really an opportunity to engage in two-way dialogue with people, and they've been very helpful.
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I think that souls agree to come in and do what they're going to do and then leave when they're going to leave. So there's nothing tragic when a soul leaves. I think it was already preordained.
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I'm always challenged by someone.
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If a critic doesn't think I can act, it's because I'm not acting. That's me - and that's the way I act.
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I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man do I have fun!
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I was born into Sudan's civil war, and before I could read or write, I was using an AK47 in the conflict between the Muslim north and Animist/Christian south over the land and natural resources.
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Why do elites hate the poor? It's xenophobia. They don't know any poor people - except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don't speak English.
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Free - I miss that band, but when I look back, we were very young.
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Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.