Maz Jobrani Quotes
The first acting part I ever got was a guest spot on 'Chicago Hope' playing a security guard. I thought, 'Oh, this is going to be cool.' But a little bit later, I got a vague part on this short-lived show called 'Marshall Law' with Arsenio Hall and Sammo Hung. It was a poor man's 'Rush Hour.'
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If you try to create something that everybody can relate to, you're gonna make something that nobody can relate to.
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No religion makes more use of color than Hinduism, with its blue-skinned gods and peony-lipped goddesses, and even the spring festival of Holi is focused on color: Boys squirt arcs of dyed water on passersby or dump powder, all violently hued, on their marks.
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Once you are a model, you do have to fly a million red-eye flights, and you do have to entertain a different client every single day.
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Nearly all edible seaweeds - or 'sea vegetables,' as they ought technically to be called - belong to one of three broad groups: green, red and brown algae.
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An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it.
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I am a citizen of the world.
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It's really important to find something you really enjoy - something you can focus on and be good at.
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I don't pick and choose subjects or settings; they pick and choose me.
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The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.
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I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.
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I started breaking out of my shell in sophomore and junior year.
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Common man is always benefited by a rate cut.
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Every season, for me, it's like starting from scratch again.
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It's terrible to realize you don't learn how to live until you're ready to die, and then it's too late.
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Most fears are basic: fear of the dark, fear of going down in the basement, fear of weird sounds, fear that somebody is waiting for you in your closet. Those kinds of things stay with you no matter what age.
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The flower which is single need not envy the thorns that are numerous.
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But I have always said that it's important we must make sure that justice is at all time be maintained.
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The romantic idea is that everybody around a writer must suffer for his talent. I think a writer is a citizen of humanity, part of his nation, part of his family. He may have to make some compromises.
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You know you're a hopeless record nerd when your time travel fantasies always come around to how cool it would be to go back to 1973 and buy all the great funk and jazz and salsa records that came out that year on tiny obscure labels and are now really rare and expensive.
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By standing still, we're making the things we don't like about Obamacare even worse, forcing Missourians to bear all the costs of this law - and reap none of the benefits.
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Drone attacks subvert the rule of law - we become judge, jury, and executioner - at the push of a button.
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When looking at female body builders and reading about the industry and the culture, their bodies just break down. They end up having to get breast implants and not having menstrual cycles. The obsession of pushing your physical self way beyond what nature is expecting is really interesting. I liked the idea of these women; it's their career, but it's also their obsession.
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The first acting part I ever got was a guest spot on 'Chicago Hope' playing a security guard. I thought, 'Oh, this is going to be cool.' But a little bit later, I got a vague part on this short-lived show called 'Marshall Law' with Arsenio Hall and Sammo Hung. It was a poor man's 'Rush Hour.'
