Maz Jobrani Quotes
I remembered, like, when 'Not When My Daughter' came out, I'm serious, I think dating for Iranian men became a lot harder. Dude's name, Shahrokh - became Tony. Mehsud became Mike.
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My sister, mom and I all wear the same size, so I shop a lot at a boutique called 'my mother's closet' that is right down the hall from my bedroom. She has vintage Comme des Garcons dresses that I feel so elegant wearing.
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I was doing a scene in a medical tent in 18th-century battle dress, pantaloons and a ripped shirt, and the guy from the crew kept asking me if I was OK, if I was too cold. I told him, 'Are you kidding? I'm from Wales!'
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I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not.
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A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken takes a few months.
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Questions are a burden to others; answers are a prison for oneself.
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I'd open doors for anyone who opens doors for me.
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Everything is tennis for me, it's my career and it's entertainment, but it's also a business.
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Scriptures reveal the divine desires of the Lord in our behalf. Each of us should have a burning desire to search the scriptures diligently and daily to seek the will of the Lord in our life. For some, it may be necessary to develop the discipline to search the scriptures daily.
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A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor.
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I find it hard to act other than the way I feel.
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When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
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Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig.
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I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world.
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Of course, in the United States, which at the time was a very young country, there were also class distinctions. They weren't as pronounced, but they quickly evolved as well.
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I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias.
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I've made mistakes. Like, bringing people to your level who don't deserve to be there. They're trying to bite off your so-called fame, make a name off of you. I think I did a lot of that - allowed people to be relevant in my life who really aren't relevant to me at all.
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This is the moment when I should also admit that when the Internet first arrived I kept telling people it was a fad.
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If the cultural elite has its way, the U.S. will be much more like Europe.
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If I'm played out of position, I'll always give 100%, but everyone knows I would rather play down the middle.
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The hardest thing I think I've ever had to do to tell you, the woman I love, that I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely know.
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I used to get 15-20 bunt hits a season. Now, I'm down to five or six. Infielders still play me in, but I'm always looking if the opportunity is there.
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I remembered, like, when 'Not When My Daughter' came out, I'm serious, I think dating for Iranian men became a lot harder. Dude's name, Shahrokh - became Tony. Mehsud became Mike.
