John Cleese Quotes
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

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Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.
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I feel like I'm a good actor, but I wouldn't call myself a gifted actor.
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I feel like my competition is everything else that's competing for people's attention, not just other print magazines, newspapers and cable. It's your kid's report card and the games you want to play, all the things that compete for people's time.
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I'm here because of what I write. Obviously, I must know something.
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I'll say anything to live.
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It's believing you can push through the exhaustion just to be able to sing after you do a cartwheel or a split.
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I had been found in a mud puddle at 4:30 in the morning.
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I'm not somebody who is genetically gifted when it comes to facial hair.
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The largest newspaper in the United States is only reaching 1 percent of population. We are kind of assuming that 'Wall Street Journal,' 'USA Today,' and other newspapers are very important. Yes, they're extremely important, but only to 1 percent of the population on a daily basis.
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As a company, we have to be very transparent. We are in a business very related to finance, and I want this company to last long, and I want this company to be audited by everyone.
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Roy Keane and Paul Scholes were unbelievable players. You cannot compare yourself to them. It is impossible. Scholes especially, I like him a lot, and I have a lot of respect for what he did for United.
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Even when folks are hitting you over the head, you can't stop marching. Even when they're turning the hoses on you, you can't stop.
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My home has always been show business.
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The most fun you can possibly have as an actor is to walk that line between what's real and what's interesting.
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There was no one around me who didn't work hard.
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While the average well adjusted man can make the reality that is generally accepted as truth into his own truth, the creative searcher after truth seeks and finds his own truth which he then wants to make general.
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That stupid fucking kid! That stupid fucking kid! Look what he's done to me!
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If you tell your troubles to God, you put them into the grave; they will never rise again when you have committed them to Him. If you roll your burden anywhere else, it will roll back again like the stone of Sisyphus.
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Krista's got a great boyfriend; they've been going together for years. I want to be around to walk her down the aisle.
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There's a basic kind of tension here. It's between those who say, I'd like to clear cut this forest and reduce it to saw timber because that's an economically productive thing for me to do.
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Man must be in space - that is what we are destined for. There is nothing else that we can do.
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If you look at the teams that mix and match their starting lineup a great deal, that sort of inconsistency frequently leads to inconsistency in performance.
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The long path from material through function to creative work has only one goal: to create order out of the desperate confusion of our time.
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.