Adam Carolla Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
A guy running, you know, fifteen, twenty stallions that are two years of age, never been touched by a human before, and you've got to start castrating them, that's pretty intimidating.
-
I got sent to a health camp when I was about 6 years old, and we all had to wear the same starchy blue uniform. The lady who took care of me after school knit me a burgundy sweater. It was the only thing that gave me any individuality.
-
A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first.
-
The biggest influence? I've had several at different times – but the biggest for me was Bob Dylan, who was a guy that came along when I was twelve or thirteen and just changed all the rules about what it meant to write songs.
-
I don't sleep at night at all. Making movies is a marathon. I'm a good 100-yard-dash guy.
-
Collaboration is just, really, a group of people getting in a room with their eye on a very similar prize and wanting to come out with the same show. The director, ultimately, is the guy in front of whom the buck stops. So, he has to have the courage to prevail. But, he has got to have a huge amount of respect for his collaborators.
-
The rewards of the wild and the rewards of the survivor go to those who can dig deep, and, ultimately, to the guy who can stay alive.
-
Up until recently, I've always been a vintage store guy. I get a lot of my clothes second hand. I really enjoy being able to look through different styles you can find and how eclectic the vintage store vibe is.
-
I'm such a relationship guy. I really am.
-
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
-
I did have a knack for playing weirdos. There's still sort of this perception of me out there as being this crazy guy.
-
For a Jewish guy, I've recorded a lot of Christmas albums.
-
I love it when a man cooks; it's one of those points that makes me adore a guy. I think it's so romantic and I feel cared for when a man cooks.
-
As children, we all hold on to the myth of omnipotence. Comics are successful because kids identify with superheroes. They'll read a book or watch a TV programme and say, 'I'm that guy.' And that guy is always the one in control.
-
I was never the smartest guy in the room. From the first person I hired, I was never the smartest guy in the room. And that's a big deal. And if you're going to be a leader - if you're a leader and you're the smartest guy in the world - in the room, you've got real problems.
-
I'm very blue collar myself. So it was easy for me to embody that in a sense. It's much harder for me to embody Norrell than it is to embody Terry Donovan.
-
I'm not trying to be a celebrity, Justin Timberlake kinda guy.
-
Michael Anthony is the Diplomat of Rock N Roll. He is the regular guy.
-
The hardest guy I had to guard: Hakeem Olajuwon. No one can guard Hakeem. And then, Kevin McHale.
-
If you don't like my ocean don't fish in my sea Stay out of my valley and let my mountain be.
-
Yoko Ono never deserved any of the hate she got. Paul McCartney and John Lennon weren't getting along.
-
You want to play as long as you can. The old, unwritten rule: If you make it to the NBA, you play as long as you can - and you play one more year.
-
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
