Adam Carolla Quotes

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

Adam Carolla

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A guy running, you know, fifteen, twenty stallions that are two years of age, never been touched by a human before, and you've got to start castrating them, that's pretty intimidating.

Ted Yoho
- Age
- Guy
- Pretty
I got sent to a health camp when I was about 6 years old, and we all had to wear the same starchy blue uniform. The lady who took care of me after school knit me a burgundy sweater. It was the only thing that gave me any individuality.

Barbra Streisand
- Me
- Health
- Care
A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first.

Gabrielle Union
- Friends
- Guy
- Day
The biggest influence? I've had several at different times – but the biggest for me was Bob Dylan, who was a guy that came along when I was twelve or thirteen and just changed all the rules about what it meant to write songs.

Jackson Browne
- Guy
- Influence
- Songs
I don't sleep at night at all. Making movies is a marathon. I'm a good 100-yard-dash guy.

Gary David Goldberg
- Good
- Guy
- Night
Collaboration is just, really, a group of people getting in a room with their eye on a very similar prize and wanting to come out with the same show. The director, ultimately, is the guy in front of whom the buck stops. So, he has to have the courage to prevail. But, he has got to have a huge amount of respect for his collaborators.

Harold Prince
- People
- Guy
- Respect