Adam Carolla Quotes
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.
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Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time.
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The point is to change one's life. The point is not to give some vent to the emotions that have been destroying one; the point is so to act that one can master them now.
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People know things and have a remarkable capacity to act in their individual immediate interests all the time.
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I kinda wanted to play receiver more.
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They don't have a lot of appointment viewing. What television depends on, one thing 'Larry King Live' was - whether you liked it, didn't like it - it was appointment viewing.
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I want to be able to make people laugh and cry and feel happy or sad and feel all these different emotions through singing and acting. Hopefully throughout my career, I'll get to pursue them.
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Small companies need capital to invest, expand, and create jobs. And the economy needs a healthy small business community to bolster and sustain its recovery.
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Great amount of scientific research is there to show that health is better because transcendental meditation deals with consciousness, and consciousness is the basic value of all the physical expressions. The entire creation is the expression of consciousness.
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Village cricket spread fast through the land.
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We've made some good beginnings with the New START Treaty, but a lot more can be done.
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I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.
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When you're putting good stuff into your body, you feel so much better.
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I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different.
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Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
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The L.A Trilogy is a series of three novels starring Ray, a robot detective, and his boss, a computer called Googol. Set in an alternative version of 1960s Los Angeles, each book will be more or less standalone but together will form an overarching story arc with 'Brisk Money' as the origin story.
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I'm pretty mad at horror films for ruining my childhood.
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There's depth in my comedy.
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I learned you can't trust the judgment of good friends.
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I was very much aware that we still had to get safely back down the mountain again and that was quite an important factor. I really felt the most excitement when we finally got to the bottom of the mountain again and it was all behind us.
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When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come up at five in the morning and they were all chanting. And we went on the beach and we got chased by a mad dog - big as a donkey.
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I was really excited because I had never ever in my life done anything like this [Romeo + Juliette], and at such a young age it was like, "Wow, my dreams are coming true, I'm already in a movie at the age of 12."
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God doesn't give us crying, pooping children because he wants to advance our careers.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.