Adam Carolla Quotes
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.
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Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time.
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The point is to change one's life. The point is not to give some vent to the emotions that have been destroying one; the point is so to act that one can master them now.
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People know things and have a remarkable capacity to act in their individual immediate interests all the time.
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I kinda wanted to play receiver more.
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They don't have a lot of appointment viewing. What television depends on, one thing 'Larry King Live' was - whether you liked it, didn't like it - it was appointment viewing.
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Small companies need capital to invest, expand, and create jobs. And the economy needs a healthy small business community to bolster and sustain its recovery.
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Great amount of scientific research is there to show that health is better because transcendental meditation deals with consciousness, and consciousness is the basic value of all the physical expressions. The entire creation is the expression of consciousness.
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Village cricket spread fast through the land.
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We've made some good beginnings with the New START Treaty, but a lot more can be done.
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I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.
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When you're putting good stuff into your body, you feel so much better.
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I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different.
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Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
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The L.A Trilogy is a series of three novels starring Ray, a robot detective, and his boss, a computer called Googol. Set in an alternative version of 1960s Los Angeles, each book will be more or less standalone but together will form an overarching story arc with 'Brisk Money' as the origin story.
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I'm pretty mad at horror films for ruining my childhood.
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There's depth in my comedy.
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I learned you can't trust the judgment of good friends.
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There aren't many sites like 4chan where you can pop in every hour and see all new stuff.
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The first time I did a show, I definitely didn't get any money. My friend just let me do this show. I was so nervous: my mic didn't work, and I was like, 'Urgh.' It was terrible. It was a dingy club off of the highway, but all these people came. It was packed out.
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I'm lucky that people believe me when I'm in character.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
