Larry David Quotes
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

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A sack is way better than any nightclub. A touchdown is way better than any bar experience I've ever had.
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I don't do detoxes or cleanses; they don't really work for me.
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Our presence in Afghanistan is not worth the price of any more American lives or treasure.
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I really want to have actors contribute their own ideas, with phrasings and ideas on all levels.
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Sustainable development is the pathway to the future we want for all. It offers a framework to generate economic growth, achieve social justice, exercise environmental stewardship and strengthen governance.
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Pity is the deadliest feeling that can be offered to a woman.
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The 'Room 93' EP was just kind of picking apart the sense of voyeurism and the sense of isolation and turning it into, essentially, a little black book and reflecting on - at that time - 19 years of me forming relationships with people.
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You don't have to become Mother Teresa to make an impact in the world. But nothing can be achieved if, at the very least, we are not talking about it.
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I used to think I had ambition... but now I'm not so sure. It may have been only discontent. They're easily confused.
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I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box.
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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
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There are lots of reasons for that gap between men's and women's wages but to me, the big one is the work-family issue. Trying to juggle children and a job is tough under any circumstances, but especially if you're shooting for the kind of career that involves long hours at work and being on call 24-7.
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Jordan has to show the Arab world that there's another way of doing things. We're a monarchy, yes, but if we can show democracy that leads to a two-, three-, four-party system - left, right and center - in a couple of years' time, then the Muslim Brotherhood will no longer be something to contend with.
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In the end, we know what makes us happy. We also know what makes us unhappy. That's the irony. We know and yet we still mess it up. That's part of the human condition, no, and why we need to work on it.
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I just don't think men fancy me.
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I'm thrilled to be joining Gap Inc., a company that understands the importance of integrating technology and retail in ways that improve the lives of its customers.
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I believe that we should be able to marry whom ever we choose. As long as both people are willing... I say go for it!
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If I can help a kid feel more comfortable in their skin because they're struggling with maybe the things I struggled with in high school, that's great.
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On euphemisms for homosexuals.
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It is not as easy as one would think finding the right people. Coming out of Van Halen, I knew I didn't want to put a three-piece together.
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I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable.
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I always root for the defense.
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Perhaps when distant people on other planets pick up some wavelength of ours all they hear is a continuous scream.
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.