Larry David Quotes
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I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
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I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.
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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.
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There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
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I'm cranky.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
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Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.
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Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.