Larry David Quotes
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I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
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I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.
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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.
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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.
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I'm cranky.
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Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
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Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
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There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!