Larry David Quotes
-
Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.
-
Drugs scared me.
-
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
-
I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
-
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'
-
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
-
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
-
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
-
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
-
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
-
I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.
-
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
-
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
-
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
-
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
-
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
-
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
-
Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
-
I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.
-
I'm cranky.
-
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
-
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
-
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
-
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.