Larry David Quotes
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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
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I can't stand reading anything that I've said.
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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
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Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible.
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
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I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
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Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.
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Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
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Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.
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There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
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I'm a walking, talking enigma.
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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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You know, I'm really not that bright.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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Let's not forget, I got divorced.
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Golf and dating don't mix.
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I have to let him know that he's potentially destroying his movie, that he could be making a terrible, terrible error. I needed to let him know that I didn't know or think that I was capable of doing this.