Larry David Quotes
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If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?
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I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
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People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
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Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
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Obviously comedic styles do change.
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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I have to let him know that he's potentially destroying his movie, that he could be making a terrible, terrible error. I needed to let him know that I didn't know or think that I was capable of doing this.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
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I'm still driving a Prius, yeah.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
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I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma.
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I believe in something.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.
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Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
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It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
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I've had some experience in this arena. So it wasn't foreign to me to have a woman say she doesn't want to see me anymore.
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Listen, this is crazy. I look like I'm 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That's just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV.