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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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I am not honest.
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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A lot of sexual harassment stuff in the news, and I couldn't help but notice a very disturbing pattern emerging, which is that many of the predators, not all, but many of them are Jews
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
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