Larry David Quotes
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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
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I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.