Larry David Quotes
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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
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Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.