Larry David Quotes

United States, Actor
July 2, 1947

Lawrence Gene David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, of which David was the head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

Also known as Film Director, Television Director, Film Producer, Television Producer, Screenwriter, Voice Actor, Comedian, Television Actor, Writer, Film Actor

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

Larry David
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Larry David
- Doing
- Very
- Bleak

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Larry David
- Change
- See
- Pants
I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.

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- World
- Running
- Challenges
I don't like people cleaning my room.

Larry David
- People
- Like
- Cleaning
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.

Larry David
- People
- Heart
- Die
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.

Larry David
- Sometimes
- Actions
- Some
I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.

Larry David
- Embrace
- Stay
- Panic

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Larry David
- Truth
- You
- Feeling
I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

Larry David
- Salad
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.

Larry David
- People
- Up
- Time
I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'

Larry David
- People
- House
- Know
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

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- Pretty
- Small
- Take
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

Larry David
- Life
- Me
- Helps

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.

Larry David
- Would
- Miserable
- Still
OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.

Larry David
- Happy
- Right
- OK
I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.

Larry David
- Never
- Thought
- Occurred
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

Larry David
- Work
- Freedom
- You
I don't have many friends.

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- Friends
- Many
Most people think I'm immodest.

Larry David
- People
- Think
- Most

No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.

Larry David
- People
- Shocked
- Crier
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

Larry David
- People
- Up
- Man
The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

Larry David
- Always
- Find
- Nuts
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

Larry David
- Thinking
- Home
- Day