Larry David Quotes
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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I am not honest.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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I don't have many friends.
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.