Larry David Quotes
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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I am not honest.
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.