Larry David Quotes
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I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
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I am not honest.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.