Larry David Quotes
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
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I don't have many friends.
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.