Larry David Quotes
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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I don't have many friends.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!