Larry David Quotes
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I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
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I have reservations about everything I do.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
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I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.
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Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
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Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
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I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
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When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that.
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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
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Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
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I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.