John Hodgman Quotes
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

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The first thing I saw was that Brett Rogers had his way very quickly - in 20 seconds - with a UFC champion, Andrei Arlovski.
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When I was in college, I learned to really take care of my body and figured out what works best for me and what doesn't work for me when it comes to my nutrition. That helped so much on the field because soccer is such a fitness-oriented game.
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And in the Second World War, you didn't just read about it in the newspapers because you weren't allowed to read it in the newspapers. It was all censored, you know? So nobody knew what we were doing.
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I was quite thin, and I didn't have to worry until I had my appendix out and a mysterious metabolic change occurred.
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The world would be happier if men had the same capacity to be silent that they have to speak.
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You have to find something there that relates to the characters and reality on some level.
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Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
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Once a song's out there, it's no longer mine. And that's the whole purpose of music: to belong to people.
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I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.
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Every anti-gay remark from the Church gives the thug a license to be cruel.
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Global issues require common responses: Only together we can create the conditions to defeat Daesh and al Qaeda, block channels for terrorist financing, tackle foreign terrorist fighters.
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I live in New York. I don't really particularly want to move to LA.
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If I did a talk show, this would allow me to speak on what's happening at that moment. I can be current, and I get to flex my stand-up muscle but stay at home without doing the traveling.
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It is not true that we have only one life to live; if we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds of lives as we wish.
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I would probably do anything with David Mamet. He's so great. I just love his writing.
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Social Security is too vital to be lumped into backroom budget talks where the views of ordinary Americans risk going unheard.
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A person standing in front of an audience without enthusiasm for his subject and his actions is disconnected from his spirit.
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Jazz has been such a force in music, that any musician, including classical composers, have been influenced, and obviously performers, also.
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President Ford was a devoted, decent man of impeccable integrity who put service to his country before his own self interest. He helped heal our nation during a time of crisis, provided steady leadership and restored people's faith in the presidency and in government.
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Dressing up used to be more of a thing. My dad wore a suit always. Now you think, why bother?
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Throughout the country, I see the same design problems and solutions over and over.
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Nashville is wicked. It's like a proper music community, but it's also quintessentially American. You bump into people there with cowboy hats that spit in jars and call you 'boy.' I just love that.
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Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.