John Hodgman Quotes
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

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The first thing I saw was that Brett Rogers had his way very quickly - in 20 seconds - with a UFC champion, Andrei Arlovski.
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When I was in college, I learned to really take care of my body and figured out what works best for me and what doesn't work for me when it comes to my nutrition. That helped so much on the field because soccer is such a fitness-oriented game.
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And in the Second World War, you didn't just read about it in the newspapers because you weren't allowed to read it in the newspapers. It was all censored, you know? So nobody knew what we were doing.
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I was quite thin, and I didn't have to worry until I had my appendix out and a mysterious metabolic change occurred.
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The world would be happier if men had the same capacity to be silent that they have to speak.
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You have to find something there that relates to the characters and reality on some level.
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Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
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Once a song's out there, it's no longer mine. And that's the whole purpose of music: to belong to people.
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I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.
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Every anti-gay remark from the Church gives the thug a license to be cruel.
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Global issues require common responses: Only together we can create the conditions to defeat Daesh and al Qaeda, block channels for terrorist financing, tackle foreign terrorist fighters.
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I live in New York. I don't really particularly want to move to LA.
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If I did a talk show, this would allow me to speak on what's happening at that moment. I can be current, and I get to flex my stand-up muscle but stay at home without doing the traveling.
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It is not true that we have only one life to live; if we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds of lives as we wish.
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I would probably do anything with David Mamet. He's so great. I just love his writing.
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Social Security is too vital to be lumped into backroom budget talks where the views of ordinary Americans risk going unheard.
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A person standing in front of an audience without enthusiasm for his subject and his actions is disconnected from his spirit.
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Jazz has been such a force in music, that any musician, including classical composers, have been influenced, and obviously performers, also.
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I follow a simple formula when I compose. I ask myself, 'What would the audience want to hear?' and 'Why would they buy my CDs?' And the process of answering these questions through music follows. Sometimes, it works. Sometimes, it backfires.
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By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.
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I always loved cars. I don't know why, I can't explain it to you. It has always been with me.
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My main goal is to tell a story.
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The audience has its own gestalt, and it becomes another character - a character that changes each night.
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Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.