John Mulaney Quotes
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
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President Obama vowed in his State of the Union address to make assisting domestic manufacturers a top priority for his second term.
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My dad always said, 'Don't worry what people think, because you can't change it.'
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I've written 29 damn plays. Isn't that enough?
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I think the American people deserve to have the issues debated, regardless of which side they're on, so that they are fully aware of what their representatives and senators are voting for and voting against.
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What Washington needs is adult supervision.
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If you needed to borrow a cup of sugar, you knocked on your neighbour's door.
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I'm still number one and I just recently won a major tournament ahead of my toughest rivals so I think I had a few years ahead of me if I decided to stay.
Garry Kasparov -
I think America has a brilliant future.
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The insurgents are Baathists and Sunnis in Iraq who have as their goal a separate and distinct one of toppling the government that is there and creating their own.
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I think socializing on the Internet is to socializing what reality TV is to reality.
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I don't think I'm a follower, frankly.
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Like parents, cooks shouldn't have favourites, but some recipes inevitably shine more than others.
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Success is so fleeting; even if you get a good book deal, or your book is a huge success, there's always the fear: 'What about the next one?'
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People hate cardio. I hate cardio. But pick the five top songs that you love. Do your cardio during these songs, and you're done. I'd say 95 percent of the time you don't even know you just did it.
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Values are more important than money.
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When mom and dad were at the height of their careers, and things were super-crazy, and they couldn't leave their houses, there wasn't social media. It was all about autographs. Now, everyone's the press. I feel fame is perforated: it can be glorious, but it can completely destroy a human, too.
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On September 11 last year international terrorism entered a new dimension.
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I really admire paintings that look like an actual snapshot - I think that's just extraordinary.
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If you spend a week at a casino you will very easily see that people have a certain way of behaving in a casino.
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Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.
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Money doesn`t buy happiness. But happiness isn`t everything.
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Getting your house in order and reducing the confusion gives you more control over your life. Personal organization some how releases or frees you to operate more effectively.
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I was a general business major, which meant that in any business school and particularly at Smith School, which is a very good school, you do a lot of team projects. Well I was the guy who gave the presentations for the team projects.
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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
