John Mulaney Quotes
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
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President Obama vowed in his State of the Union address to make assisting domestic manufacturers a top priority for his second term.
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My dad always said, 'Don't worry what people think, because you can't change it.'
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I've written 29 damn plays. Isn't that enough?
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I think the American people deserve to have the issues debated, regardless of which side they're on, so that they are fully aware of what their representatives and senators are voting for and voting against.
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What Washington needs is adult supervision.
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If you needed to borrow a cup of sugar, you knocked on your neighbour's door.
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I'm still number one and I just recently won a major tournament ahead of my toughest rivals so I think I had a few years ahead of me if I decided to stay.
Garry Kasparov -
I think America has a brilliant future.
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The insurgents are Baathists and Sunnis in Iraq who have as their goal a separate and distinct one of toppling the government that is there and creating their own.
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I think socializing on the Internet is to socializing what reality TV is to reality.
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I don't think I'm a follower, frankly.
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Like parents, cooks shouldn't have favourites, but some recipes inevitably shine more than others.
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Success is so fleeting; even if you get a good book deal, or your book is a huge success, there's always the fear: 'What about the next one?'
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People hate cardio. I hate cardio. But pick the five top songs that you love. Do your cardio during these songs, and you're done. I'd say 95 percent of the time you don't even know you just did it.
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Values are more important than money.
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When mom and dad were at the height of their careers, and things were super-crazy, and they couldn't leave their houses, there wasn't social media. It was all about autographs. Now, everyone's the press. I feel fame is perforated: it can be glorious, but it can completely destroy a human, too.
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On September 11 last year international terrorism entered a new dimension.
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I really admire paintings that look like an actual snapshot - I think that's just extraordinary.
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When the president decides that he knows better than you know what's good for you or your family, we've got trouble in this country.
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It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.
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I am more excited about 'Divinity of Doubt: The God Question' than any other book in my entire career, and I've had seven New York Times bestsellers, three of them reaching number one.
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I started as kind of an outsider - freelancer working from home, building contacts from the ground up etc. - so I didn't have too many relationships holding me back.
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A civilized man is one who will give a serious answer to a serious question. Civilization itself is a certain sane balance of values.
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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
