John Oliver Quotes
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Los Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors.
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I vowed to myself when I got married that I would cook every night. I find it very therapeutic.
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Some people feel that what we're doing makes no sense, that it's just a waste of money. But it's working.
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Oh I've done bungee jumping. Skydiving, I have motorcycles that I ride. I'm a little bit of an adrenaline junkie in that way.
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It's funny to think that when you get done with an acting job, you're considered unemployed. There are definitely times when those checks don't last forever. I went to college at a private school, and I racked up quite a bit of debt. I was very slow to pay them back.
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I think I'm the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ - I'm pretty annoying, but driven.
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Now, as a nation, we don't promise equal outcomes, but we were founded on the idea everybody should have an equal opportunity to succeed. No matter who you are, what you look like, where you come from, you can make it. That's an essential promise of America. Where you start should not determine where you end up.
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I totally respond to complex characters, and I'm not interested in anything too simple.
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Also, now as a result of that show being on, the cruise industry is just growing all over the place. Princess Cruises, who I now represent, is the fastest growning cruise line in the world.
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It is better to entertain an idea than to take it home to live with you for the rest of your life.
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I've met Bob Dylan. We did one of those non-handshake handshakes. I was with all guys, and he shook hands with all of them, and then they said, 'And this is Kate,' and I put my hand out, and he didn't put his out. And then I took my hand away, and he put his out. It was one of those. We finally did shake. And then I fainted!
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I've found just the right amount of balance in my life. I'm this pop artist in America, but I'm also Malaysian. And I'm also Muslim.
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I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.
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I do think from time to time that conceptual questions arise: What do we mean by equilibrium? What do we mean by this concept and that concept?
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Our politicians may fail us, but Status Quo always delivers on the promise.
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It's not just enough to swing at the ball. You've got to loosen your girdle and really let the ball have it.
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It's the thing I struggle with every day: the mental diligence and stamina needed to sit in front of the computer, open the file, start writing and to keep doing so, word after word, until I've created the next story. A combination of learning disability and chronic health issues make that the hardest thing for me.
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It's like real life: We don't get a preview of what's coming up, thank God, and we don't build our own character from what we're going to be informed with in the future.
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I never trust anything that can be captured in 2 takes.
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The process clearly is a process that leads in the direction of two states, ... We will lead in the direction of two states.
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There is a big difference between just learning something, and actually LIVING what you learn.
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I would always stand up for women, but I don't want women's rights and all that sort of thing. I love to have men around, and I suppose if you're a true feminist, you get on and do it yourself. I love it when someone says, 'I'll get your coat' or, 'I'll look after you', or offers you a seat on the bus. I'm thrilled to bits. I'm not a feminist.
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The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.
