John Oliver Quotes
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
Quotes to Explore
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My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak?
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Karaoke is something that's near and dear and very close to my heart. I was a karaoke host when I was working my way through university. I was a full-time student and karaoke was my night job.
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I like being my age. I kind of have a political thing about it.
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Music is one of the most powerful things the world has to offer. No matter what race or religion or nationality or sexual orientation or gender that you are, it has the power to unite us.
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I don't ever want to get boxed in, playing the same characters, over and over again. That's why I prefer features over television.
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I divide criticism into two categories - one coming from those who understand music, who are worthy of being critical because they are knowledgeable about what they are saying; and then there is another category of people who would criticise you anyway, whether your work is good or bad.
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I am not going to share my private life with millions of people. I don't find a need to do that and nobody else close to me does either.
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The biggest cowards are managers who don't let people know where they stand.
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Names, once they are in common use, quickly become mere sounds, their etymology being buried, like so many of the earth's marvels, beneath the dust of habit.
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If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack.
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I think most people have creative ideas and have very strange, unorthodox impulses of things that they can do with their lives. I've had many of these over the years, but I decided the more important question was, 'When did I start calling this art?'
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Like most struggling writers trying to get their scripts commissioned, I had to do something odd to pay the rent. So, aged 21, I started up my own small cheesecake company in Philadelphia.
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Just because you are CEO, don't think you have landed. You must continually increase your learning, the way you think, and the way you approach the organization. I've never forgotten that.
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I like to do Pilates.
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I am really addicted to music.
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My own eight children all march to the beat of their inner music, and in some cases, it is definitely far away from what I hear. I've had to honor their instincts and their choices, and merely guided them out of harm's way until they could be their own guides.
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Most men today cannot conceive of a freedom that does not involve somebody's slavery.
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Death is the beginning of something.
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I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!”
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If Donald Trump wants to harm cities and the people who call them home, he'll have to come through me.
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Do I ever think Gossip will be really massive in America? No, I don't think it'll happen - and that's fine. It's kind of nice because I get to experience everything at once. I get to come home and it not be weird, like in Paris or something. It is nice to be completely anonymous.
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I'm never gonna try it, because you got to pay a lot for cocaine, and that's not the way I want to spend my money.
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I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
