George Bernard Shaw Quotes

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

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Our elders are always optimistic in their views of the present, pessimistic in their views of the future; youth is pessimistic toward the present and gloriously hopeful for the future. And it is this hope which is the lever of progress-one might say, the only lever of progress.
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She had impressed him as capable of behaviour even more meaningless than most human beings. He had watched her kill her own people with a ferocity that betrayed real grief. But she was someone, he had decided early, who struggled harder with life than she needed to: this he respected, even admired.
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When the story is good enough, people can watch something three times the length of an opera.
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Give me a fruitful error anytime, full of seeds, bursting with its own corrections.
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Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.