George Bernard Shaw Quotes

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

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We are asleep with compasses in our hands.
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A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'
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Pain is never permanent.
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My conception of my ideal reader has expanded quite a lot as I've matured: Ultimately when I think of my ideal reader, it's someone who's not sitting down with the intention of automatically arguing with the book: somebody who's going to give me enough slack to tell my story.
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The consequences of a collapse would not be pretty. Whichever country precipitated it - Germany by threatening to abandon the euro, or Greece or Spain by actually doing so - would trigger economic chaos and incur its neighbours' wrath.
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No matter where you are, depression responds to the same treatment.
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I expect more people from China and Asia to end up in the NBA.
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The system of creating opportunities for those who were by law excluded, you've got to do that. But you mustn't create a perception that the process is devoid of competitiveness... devoid of building a world class, sustainable black business community.
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She had impressed him as capable of behaviour even more meaningless than most human beings. He had watched her kill her own people with a ferocity that betrayed real grief. But she was someone, he had decided early, who struggled harder with life than she needed to: this he respected, even admired.
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Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
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Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.
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I'm an actor. That's what I'm gifted at. It's what makes me breathe.
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Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year?
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Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.