George Carlin Quotes
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The iPod made music mobile, but today, how many devices do you need to walk around with? You want it on just one. And inevitably that's going to be the phone.
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The more I read about feeding times, sleep times and waking-up times, the more inadequate and miserable I felt.
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Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from society.
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They call me corrupt, frivolous. I am not at all privileged. Maybe the only privileged thing is my face. And corrupt? God! I would not look like this if I am corrupt. Some ugliness would settle down on my system.
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I'm confident, motivated.
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Even as one and the same person is called by different names according to the different functions he performs, so also one and the same mind is called by the different names: mind, intellect, memory, and egoity, on account of the difference in the modes - and not because of any real difference.
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The Junction Point journey is over. To all those who've asked, or want to ask, I'm sad but excited for the future.
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The moral turpitude of the boys of today appears to center in their failure to concentrate on any particular objective long enough to obtain their maximum results.
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One of my favorite albums in the world is Bruce Springsteen's 'Nebraska.' Each song has this very distinct character who has something profound to say.
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We are addicted to our egotism, our likes and dislikes and prejudices, and depend upon them for our own sense of identity.
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Libraries can take the place of God.
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In the last ten years of watching films I have found that some of the foreign films I saw affected me most. One American film that stands out for me for its workmanship and artistry is 'Ratatouille.' It was an astonishing effort in filmmaking.
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I'm very driven, and I always have been. So I'd like to release a successful album, continue in musical theatre, and be more involved in business.
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Talent alone gets you nowhere. You really have to have the grit, and you gotta have a love for people.
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Tell me, my soul, can this be death?
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It is both humiliating and humbling to discover that a single generation after the events that constructed me as a public personality, I am remembered as a hairdo.
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I grew up assuming that I would be in public service. I never planned to be in business.
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When I was doing 'Formula Volume 1,' I had so many ideas that I knew one album was not going to be enough.
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I don't have fights with actors. In absolute honesty, I've never fought with any actor ever.
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I listen to old songs and remember exactly where I was living and where I recorded it and how I wrote it, the girl I was dating at the time or whatever.
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Life is too short to worry about anything. You had better enjoy it because the next day promises nothing.
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When you do something, you have to know exactly what you're doing.
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There's a big difference between tolerance and approval, and I have no right to expect or demand the latter from anyone.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
