George Carlin Quotes
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It isn't hard to find injustice around us, but we must not let injustice smear the good deeds that do occur everyday.
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Normally, I rely heavily on my director to massage me out of my actor comfort zones.
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Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.
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I've always felt I had the ability to be a good, elite defender in this league on the wing. I just need to lock in. I feel if I pick that up, I can be a very good all-around player.
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My role in it was not as central as it was in some of the later cases considering I was younger then and I was playing a role of co-counsel on the case.
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Our children think our world will end. It's a tragic thing. Adults don't think that. They don't see that we are eating the planet. But we are. If you take all the biomass of vertebrates on the planet, 98% are men and their domestic animals. All the wild animals in the world make up only 2%.
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When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.
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But then all that died down and as far as casting was concerned it didn't really matter that I had been on Broadway.
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Shopmas now begins on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently, escaping the families you cannot stand to spend another minute with on Thanksgiving Day to go buy them gifts is how some Americans show their affection for one another. Weird.
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For me, the most important thing is running a good clubhouse. The X's and the O's – you sit up in the stands and, for the most part, a lot of fans go to the game and they know what's going to happen. You're going to hit and run, steal, put a pitcher in, take a pitcher out.
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Care and labor are as much correlated to human existence as shadow is to light...
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'My people have been wearing green glasses on their eyes for so long that most of them think this really is an Emerald City.'
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'You drink wine, you have foreskins. These things have been observed.'
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The Orlando terrorist may be dead, but the virus that poisoned his mind remains very much alive. And we must attack it with clear eyes, steady hands, unwavering determination and pride in our country and our values.
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Although I am not myself a devotee of bigness for bigness sake, I would rather be kept alive in the efficient if cold altruism of a large hospital than expire in a gush of warm sympathy in a small one.
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I am not keeping back facts. Every fact that I know is in your possession. You can draw your own deductions from them.
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I will wear makeup because I want to look good for myself, but it's not to please other people. It's not so I fit in with the pretty girls or to impress guys.
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To unambiguously settle the questions of whether there was life on Mars, it will take scientists down on the surface.
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Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office than to serve and obey them.
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Most families rely on two incomes to make ends meet, and when a woman earns less, we put working families at a huge disadvantage.
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But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big, I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to wear hand-me-down clothes.
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The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
