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Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle!
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Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
Peter Sellers
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If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
Peter Sellers -
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.
Peter Sellers -
I like to watch.
Peter Sellers -
I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, 'Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?' I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working.
Peter Sellers -
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Peter Sellers -
People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it.
Peter Sellers
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To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
Peter Sellers -
We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?
Peter Sellers -
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
Peter Sellers -
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.
Peter Sellers -
There is no me. I do not exist … There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.
Peter Sellers -
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
Peter Sellers