Jon Lovitz Quotes
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Most of my songs have names of people I've met or are dear to me. There are people who have privacy issues and about people knowing about their private life. But for me, I like to include few special names and few details about them to make the song very special to me.
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Bad ballplayers make good managers.
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I got done writing Ports of Call and suddenly realized I have far too much material for the book.
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In the material sciences these are and have been, and are most surely likely to continue to be heroic days.
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I'm going to try to do music for the rest of my life, but that's just trying. Maybe it's not going to work out. Who knows?
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For me, soccer was a dance.
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A lot of the stories I've read about myself, I don't even recognize who they're writing about.
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There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
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In 1989 when I switched from Democrat to Republican, with God as my witness, not one thing changed about what I believed about one man and one woman in a marriage or about diversity of color. That's a good thing.
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I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
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Our society is not perfect and this will come as no surprise to many of you.
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I feel like I ask people who have been in the industry for a while a lot of questions.
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Being a psychologist did enable me to maintain objectivity.
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Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency.
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A new leader has to be able to change an organization that is dreamless, soulless and visionless … someone's got to make a wake up call.
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Burglars! Good gracious!' cried the little woman, springing from the bed in one bound. The word 'burglar' was a terrible one to her, as it is indeed, to every well-constituted woman. 'Robbery' does not sound nearly so awe-inspiring.
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When awful darkness and silence reignOver the great Gromboolian plain,Through the long, long wintry nights.When the angry breakers roarAs they beat on the rocky shore;-When Storm-clouds brood on the towering heightsOf the Hills of the Chankly Bore
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I did not know how to share with someone the fact that I was really, really depressed.
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When it comes to grunge or even just Seattle, I think there was one band that made the definitive music of the time. It wasn't us or Nirvana, but Mudhoney. Nirvana delivered it to the world, but Mudhoney were the band of that time and sound.
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E.T.' and 'Extra,' they are too salacious. They go, Oooh, Katie Couric just broke up with X. 'Access Hollywood' is really good entertainment news. It's not dirty, and we don't get cheap.
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Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.
