Jon Lovitz Quotes
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.
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What Washington needs is adult supervision.
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Money brings a lot of responsibility as to what you're going to do with it, and I've given quite a bit of thought to that.
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I'm a big handbag lover and will always have one with me.
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Accept loss forever.
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It would be hard to ignore the absence of democracy in any Arab nation.
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All I want is an education, and I am afraid of no one.
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Anyone should be able to read comics.
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The first drama thing I really got stuck into was 'A Midsummer Night's Dream.' I played Puck. That's when I said, 'I want to be an actor.'
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I have been running since I was 7. I was trying to restructure the way my body was made instead of trying to master the way I ran. I would get so frustrated with my starts in practices that I would just cry. When I ran, I wouldn't even try to get out of the blocks, I would just run.
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Russia is still the leader in world space exploration. But its position of leader involves great responsibility - we have no right to lag behind. We can and we must move constantly forward.
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A man cannot become an atheist merely by wishing it.
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I want to have an impact on my son.
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I think all television has to be about relationships and I don't think horror for the sake of it can work unless you're able to ground it in some kind of relationship.
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I can never believe how much time and energy and money and talent and everything else is being poured into horrible ideas.
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A poet who is a bad man is a degraded being, baser and more culpable than a bad man who is not a poet.
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Never take advice from anyone in a tie. They'll bankrupt you. Don't ask a general for advice on war, and don't ask a broker for advice on money.
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I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes!
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I've always been a bubbly and energetic and happy person, but when I get upset, I get frustrated; when someone makes me mad, I definitely have a temper, and I've had to deal with having a temper my whole life.
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Mankind has probably done more damage to the Earth in the 20th century than in all of previous human history.
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I think people are obsessed with their pets because pets don't speak. It's that simple. After you hang up the phone, you never hear a dog say, 'You're a liar, and you are making the same self-sabotaging mistakes that have kept you single for far too long.'
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Both of my parents have been actors; there were a lot of show tunes on in the car all of the time. I grew up with that.
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My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.
