Jon Scieszka Quotes
We're promoting such a narrow version of literacy that we're not including what a lot of boys like.

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Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor. Ask anybody, particularly the critics.
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Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.
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People love gospel music. It's calming. It's soothing. It gets right to the point of whatever you're dealing with.
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I don't do things that are illegal.
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I was kind of lost for several years.
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I know I have a responsibility to the fans.
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I don't believe actors who say they don't bleed into their characters. It's absolutely impossible not to.
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TV in all its ugliness can be a beautiful thing.
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Oh, I love Nottingham. I know some people go, 'Oh God, there's not much going off there,' but I like staying in and going round to my mum and dad's for a Sunday roast.
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More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.
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I've been actually really very pleased to see how much awareness was raised around bullying, and how deeply it affects everyone. You know, you don't have to be the loser kid in high school to be bullied. Bullying and being picked on comes in so many different forms.
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Well, honestly, I'm not a massive fan of courtroom dramas.
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Most films made about the future acquiesce toward death, and I don't want to be told how to define my future.
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And the heavy night hung dark,The hills and waters o'er,When a band of exiles moored their barkOn the wild New England shore.
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Music a pederast might hum when raping a choirboy.
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Spot the falsehood of history and find out the truth.
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Mrs. Oliver in her own opinion was famous for her intuition. One intuition succeeded another with remarkable rapidity, and Mrs. Oliver always claimed the right to justify the particular intuition which turned out to be right!
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I think the world is a place for oddballs and freaks. I'm only interested in oddballs and freaks as characters.
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Writing is solitary, so I love going out once in a while and meeting my readers. I'll often hang with them after a signing for some beers. They're invariably bright!
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People willy-nilly borrow for consumption. Civil servants willy-nilly borrow for consumption and then wonder why they don't have enough money at the end of the month.
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I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too.
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We're promoting such a narrow version of literacy that we're not including what a lot of boys like.