Jon Stewart Quotes
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I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
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Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work.
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I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
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Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.
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I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
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You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.
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People can hold liberal and conservative dogma points at the same time. They're not living their lives via platforms. They're living their lives. The whole thing is an awfully tired construct.
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As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal—in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.
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We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is — on the brink of catastrophe — torn by polarizing hate and how it’s a shame that we can’t work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!