Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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It is very unfair in any writer to employ ignorance and malice together, because it gives his answerer double work.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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My horses understand me tolerably well; I converse with them at least four hours every day. They are strangers to bridle or saddle; they live in great amity with me, and friendship of each other.
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Rebukes are easy from our betters, From men of quality and letters; But when low dunces will affront, What man alive can stand the brunt?
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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I have heard of a man who had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in his pocket, which he shewed as a pattern to encourage purchasers.
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Nature has left every man a capacity of being agreeable, though not of shining in company; and there are a hundred men sufficiently qualified for both who, by a very few faults, that they might correct in half an hour, are not so much as tolerable.
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Love of flattery, in most men, proceeds from the mean opinion they have of themselves; in women, from the contrary.