Jonathan Swift Quotes
-
T is as cheap sitting as standing.
-
God hath intended our passions to prevail over reason.
-
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
-
Love of flattery, in most men, proceeds from the mean opinion they have of themselves; in women, from the contrary.
-
My horses understand me tolerably well; I converse with them at least four hours every day. They are strangers to bridle or saddle; they live in great amity with me, and friendship of each other.
-
There's none so blind as they that won't see.
-
In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends; While Nature, kindly bent to ease us, Points out some circumstance to please us.
-
I have heard of a man who had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in his pocket, which he shewed as a pattern to encourage purchasers.
-
To acknowledge you were wrong yesterday is simply to let the world know that you are wiser today than you were then.
-
Nature has left every man a capacity of being agreeable, though not of shining in company; and there are a hundred men sufficiently qualified for both who, by a very few faults, that they might correct in half an hour, are not so much as tolerable.
-
Tis happy for him that his Father was born before him.
-
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.