Jordan Klepper Quotes
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By patting somebody on the back, a boy or a girl, a professional dancer, male, female, it really makes people feel good and I know it certainly made me feel good.
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I went and worked at a TV station in Stillwater. I was actually account manager for commercial accounts, selling ad space and everything.
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That's what film can do in a way that TV and other long-form storytelling can't. It gives you this very immersive moment.
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I don't feel like I'm grown up. I feel like I'm a kid.
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I don't order laws, I propose them.
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For a long time, society put obstacles in the way of women who wanted to enter the sciences.
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I never see myself as writing satire. I think I write about people as they really are, without making them better or worse.
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I was never the smartest guy in the room. From the first person I hired, I was never the smartest guy in the room. And that's a big deal. And if you're going to be a leader - if you're a leader and you're the smartest guy in the world - in the room, you've got real problems.
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Firefighters are essential to the safety and security of our local communities. We owe it to these men and women to provide them with better training and equipment so they can do their jobs more effectively and safely.
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What we do tomorrow is more important than what we did yesterday.
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When I was I kid, there were so many different things that I wanted to be. As an actor, I get a chance to be all of those things, at least for a couple of days, which is fun.
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The main reason people want to pay for Spotify is really portability. People are saying, 'I want to have my music with me.'
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I love my job; I love the world that it is. But I don't want someone who is just in love with that world. I want to be with someone who is in love with me, warts and all.
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With Earth's first Clay They did the Last Man knead, And there of the Last Harvest sow'd the Seed: And the first Morning of Creation wrote What the Last Dawn of Reckoning shall read.
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Education can give you a skill, but a liberal education can give you dignity.
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If I can center down and strengthen the core of who I am, and the core of who I am is my relationship with God, then that helps me maintain peace deep down. If I can maintain a healthy spiritual core, I think that's enormous for helping the stress.
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A disruptive innovation is a technologically simple innovation in the form of a product, service, or business model that takes root in a tier of the market that is unattractive to the established leaders in an industry.
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I'd been raised Mormon, but there comes a time where you are not following what you've been taught, but discovering for yourself if it's true.
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Reading supplies bread for imagination to feed on and bones for it to chew on.
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The most ironic outcome of the black Civil Rights movement has been the creation of a new black middle class which is increasingly separate from the black underclass.
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Action and contemplation are very close companions; they live together in one house on equal terms. Martha and Mary are sisters.
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I'm excited to win a pole at Atlanta, one of the tracks you look forward to qualifying at every single year, and really happy to beat Ryan Newman, who is hard to beat here.
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I have always loved locomotives passionately. For me they are living creatures and I love them as others love women or horses.
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I like to do as much improv as I can do.
