Judd Apatow Quotes

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

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• Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

  

  Judd Apatow
  • Succeed
  • Joke
  • Experiment