Erma Bombeck Quotes
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
 
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	I learned during all my career to enjoy suffering.   
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	Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.   
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	It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.   
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	Attraction doesn't stop when a child is born. It's the opposite. Being a mum and dad makes you even sexier.   
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	Science does not know its debt to imagination.   
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	Definition, rationality, and structure are ways of seeing, but they become prisons when they blank out other ways of seeing.   
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	The directories businesses still make nothing but money. They're overleveraged, they're bankrupt entities, but they still are the largest. This is all going to move online over time. Why Citysearch and Service Magic are so important to us, is because nobody has really colonized it yet completely.   
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	We have plenty of technologies we could use to destroy the planet, and we don't. There's more love on this planet than hate; there's more creativity than destructive power.   
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	I always have the impression that I write the same book.   
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	I never discuss discussions.   
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	Any little touch a defender can make on me when I'm in the air literally moves me. On the ground, I can use my muscle, but in the air, it's harder to fight that off.   
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	I got my own sound; nobody sounds like me.   
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	I love outdoor winter activities like snow tubing and snowball throwing.   
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	I need to put the right things in my body before and after I work out, so I end every workout with some sort of protein shake to help me get the most out of my training.   
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	All our forms are unique - movies, music and literature - and you have to leave the person who is doing it to do their best.   
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	I do boxing; I do a little jiu jitsu, which I am obsessed with.   
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	If you think too-big-to-fail banks are not worthy of investment because of their impossible-to-read balance sheets, well then, don't buy them.   
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	I have always been terrified of the death of my parents. I never knew if I could count on myself. I never knew if that would send me over the edge.   
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	What can you do if they have slapped you with a legal notice? You have to reply. For all you know, they have taken you to jail or something.   
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	I've always been supportive of the right of Israel as a state, and I've always fought against anti-Semitism, even in my own community.   
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	With families, your priorities shift. You're not going to be like, 'Let's go out on tour year-round.' I have kids in school. You have to lay things out.   
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	Now nothing can be more important than that the work of a soldier should be well done.   
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	I've managed to completely reeducate myself into making eating secondary. I used to eat all the time because the food was there. Now I feel like a kid in school who is gaining points for behaving. And I love myself for it.   
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	The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					