Erma Bombeck Quotes
Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

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God made a mistake with me. I'm actually black, trapped in a white body.
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A first kiss is hard to fake on screen. It's tempting to practice before you shoot, but why blow that natural awkwardness on a rehearsal? There's something so beautiful about it that can't be faked.
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I've been recognized very seldom. I think I just look different in person than I do as the character.
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As a television actor, I was held to a tight, rigid structure.
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I have always done exercise because I was a dancer, and it is probably good for you. I have done yoga consistently.
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By the time I turned 18, I moved into a little chalet of my own and felt very grown-up.
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Our most noted satirists are true columnists, and their opinions can be worth more than any well-documented expose.
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All my siblings became artists. One's a novelist, my brother is a painter, my sister was a costume designer.
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It's not a bad time to be me.
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Artists are definitely, like, under a sort of microscope of scrutiny more than others.
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'I’ll tell you,' she said softly. 'But you won’t like it.'He looked away from her. 'I asked for the truth. Whether I like it or not, I have to know.'
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Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
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'When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere.'
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I have a huge editor in my head who's always making me miserable. But sometimes, I try to let my unconscious act out.
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I once spent a spent a summer selling encyclopedias door to door.
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I gained a first class degree in Physics at Imperial College London in 1968 and did research in solid state physics, but did not pursue meteorology matters until gaining an M.Sc. in astrophysics from Queen Mary College London in 1981, after which I investigated and attempted to construct theories of solar activity.
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I was a pretty free-spirited kid. I was part of a notorious group of troublemakers who didn't do well in school but had a great time exploring Beijing from the inside out.
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When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked.
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They wanted to have a good time, but they were like children playing in the street; they could see one after another of them being killed-run over, maimed, destroyed-but they continued to play anyhow.
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For valuing your own suffering sets on it the gold of a sun of pride. Suffering a lot can originate the illusion of being the Chosen of Pain.
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True emotions and sincere words never perish. The great heart of humanity gladly receives and embalms every true utterance of the humblest of its offspring.
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Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.