Erma Bombeck Quotes
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
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I would just die if some little girl saw me jump into bed with someone in the movies, and then she did it and got AIDS and died.
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That's the mark of a great storyteller, never to give away secrets in advance.
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I came up with a story and I wrote it.
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However, we still have the problem of free travel and movement, since the Travel Documents issued by UNMIK as the substitute to passports, are not fully recognized yet by all countries.
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You just put yourself into your work, and you can do anything you want, depending on how hard you want to work for it.
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I like almost everything, even country twang, disco, blue grass and accordions.
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The beautiful thing about theater is every night is an opportunity to incorporate what you discovered the night before.
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A guitar can be so human, so sorrowful, so angry, and I wanted to figure out how to achieve that vibe without having to actually use guitars, because 'Badlands' is a very futuristic record - and making it that in an era of futuristic music is a really hard thing to do!
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Trust me: I do hit the snooze button about 4 times.
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I was an arrogant man. I not only thought I could manage my life without help, I wanted it that way. I had best-selling books and a TV show and movie contracts; I felt invincible, secure in the thought that everything was my doing. And then, like all arrogant men, I came to stumble.
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Just Cause: Learn not to contradict your father in anything; nor by calling him Iapetus, to reproach him with the ills of age, by which you were reared in your infancy. (tr. Hickie 1853, vol. 1, Perseus)
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We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens's creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.
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I think that people just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed.
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The video forum for me has been a source of great consternation because once you start projecting a look to a song, it robs the listener of their ability to adopt that song and make the lyric their own.
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You could run harder, longer. If the workout was four 200s really, really fast, they wouldn't seem as hard as before. You could cut the rest down from five minutes to three. That's a big difference.
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It's tough to work with kids. Kids are animals!
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Color is an intense experience on its own.
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My husband and I were very addicted to our Nespresso coffee maker. It's incredibly un-eco friendly. Not only is the coffee not organic, you're using these pods where there is no way to recycle them. We gave it away to someone who didn't mind.
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I'm going to insist on making sure that we've got decent funding, that we've got enough teachers, that we've got computers in the classroom, but unless you turn off the television set and get over a certain anti-intellectualism that I think pervades some low-income communities, our children are not going to achieve.
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The bargain that yields mutual satisfaction is the only one that is apt to be repeated.
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I want to avoid injuries by running only road.
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You might not be able to control your circumstances, but you can control your response to your circumstances.
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In the past, I used to rely on the randomness of working with samples, which was a good way because it threw you in a completely different direction. You just thought, 'What if I take this samba drum and combined it with an '80s synth line or something from this record?'
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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
