Michael Caine Quotes

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

Michael Caine

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• Comic
• Frustrated
• Microphones

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• It's important not to think about Bitcoin as a replacement for cash or gold or something that works alongside that; it's to think of it as programmable money. And we just cannot even imagine what that will be used for.

  

  Naval Ravikant
  • Important
  • Money
  • Gold

• I'll work out with my trainer twice a week, and I'll do some Power Pilates and might throw in some yoga. I love to row also. The main thing for me is just to move every single day for 30 minutes to an hour.

  

  Katee Sackhoff
  • Work
  • Love
  • Power

• I listen to music almost any time I'm not sleeping, 'hanging out' with specific people, or showering.

  

  Tao Lin
  • People
  • Time
  • Music

• You do have to learn how to wear a kilt, and it's certainly very liberating and very freeing, but surprisingly very comfortable to wear, to ride a horse in a kilt. I was surprised by that.

  

  Sam Heughan
  • Learn
  • Horse
  • Ride

• I'm a great jazz fan.

  

  Vidal Sassoon
  • Great
  • Jazz
  • Fan

• I think the power of the platforms is outstripping the size of the audience. We can't charge $150 for a game. And when the best-selling game of all time has sold only 20 million copies at $60, do the math!

  

  Warren Spector
  • Time
  • Power
  • Think

• As far as things I avoid, I always avoid following trends just because they're trends.

  

  Rachel Roy
  • Always
  • Trends
  • Just Because

• If we are going to live as disciples of Jesus, we have to remember that all noble things are difficult. The Christian life is gloriously difficult, but the difficulty of it does not make us faint and cave in, it rouses us up to overcome.

  

  Oswald Chambers
  • Life
  • Up
  • Live

• The result, the Walker Colt, was one of the most effective and deadly pieces of technology ever devised, one that would soon kill more men in combat than any sidearm since the Roman short sword.

  

  S. C. Gwynne
  • Men
  • Technology
  • Pieces

• Either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.

  

  Al Pacino
  • Team
  • Die
  • Heal

• I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.

  

  Lou Holtz
  • College
  • Football
  • inspirational

• There is no gardening without humility

  

  Alfred Austin
  • Humility
  • Gardening

• Long-term unemployment is particularly costly to those directly affected, of course. But in addition, because of its negative effects on workers' skills and attachment to the labor force, long-term unemployment may ultimately reduce the productive capacity of our economy.

  

  Ben Bernanke
  • Long
  • May
  • Economy

• Control, edit and distill.

  

  Van Day Truex
  • Control

• You forget all of it anyway. . . You forget who was cool and who was not, who was pretty, smart, athletic, and not. . . You forget all of them. Even the ones you said you loved, and even the ones you actually did. They’re the last to go. And then once you’ve forgotten enough, you love someone else.

  

  Gabrielle Zevin
  • Pretty
  • Cool
  • Smart

• I had the feeling that as a soldier I didn't do what I thought I had it in me to do, and wanted to do.

  

  Ehud Olmert
  • Feeling
  • Soldier

• Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.

  

  Jimmy Buffett
  • Life
  • World
  • Adventure

• Look not at the face, young girl, look at the heart. The heart of a handsome young man is often deformed. There are hearts in which love does not keep. Young girl, the pine is not beautiful; it is not beautiful like the poplar, but it keeps its foliage in winter.

  

  Victor Hugo
  • Heart
  • Look
  • Winter

• I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.

  

  Adrian Anthony Gill
  • Today
  • Funny
  • Animal

• Life is primarily for laughing, loving, and living. It ain’t just for whining, worrying, and working!

  

  Ed Foreman
  • Laughing
  • Life is
  • Worrying

• I really enjoy touring period! I had another band called Killing Machine, we went out on tour which was only fifteen shows & we went out in a really old motor home. That had to be the most fun. I didn't have to do radio at nine in the morning everyday. It was me & a bunch of friends. The singer was my tattoo artist. My girlfriend would fly in & we would sleep in a hammock above the bed the band were sleeping in [laughs]. I like that stuff that's really fun, I like the camping experience.

  

  Tracii Guns L.A. Guns
  • Home
  • Fun
  • Morning

• I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

  

  Michael Caine
  • Laughing
  • Comic
  • Frustrated