Etgar Keret Quotes
Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.
 
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	I am not a fitness freak, but I do my regular exercises.   
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	I am a control freak. I am very hands on and pay attention to details.   
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	I'm not a gadget freak.   
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	But, I'm kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don't know what's going on and what's going to happen.   
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	I love the rabbit hole. I spend a lot of time looking at images, Google mapping, etc. I also love to read court transcripts, FBI files, stuff like that. You go through vast, boring stretches, but the voices are always so fascinating and slowly a story begins to emerge. It's very much like playing detective.   
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	Roger is probably the biggest freak I have ever seen in terms of how he keeps himself in shape. I can't imagine pitching like that at his age.   
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	We could all be in a turtle's dream, in outer space!   
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	We used to grind our own wheat and cook rabbits and kangaroos.   
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	We believe 'Peter Rabbit' because Beatrix Potter believes it. You have to.   
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	From a hundred rabbits you can't make a horse.   
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	I know my dad is a big Internet freak, and he's been known to be a Wikileaker.   
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	I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.   
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	At least have the decency in you / To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out / In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter   
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	John 5 - he's weird. He's a freak. I'm just kidding. He's a great guy.   
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	Every freak has a mother. When I met Marilyn Manson I was struck by how nice he was. People are rarely as weird as you anticipate. Except for Courtney Love-who reminded me of that mad snake in The Jungle Book.   
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	I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak...   
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	You didn't have to take a punch for me, you know,' he said. 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' 'You're a freak is what you are,' I said.   
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	I'll be honest, I never saw myself making a ninja movie, never entertained the idea. I think ninja films can be quite cheesy unless you do them in feudal Japan.   
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	Isen wasn't a two birds with one stone kind of guy. More like one stone, two birds, a rabbit, a fox, and maybe that deer will trip over the fox and we can get him, too.   
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	I think (Ruth) accepts her fate, ... But she knows she's not happy and that's about it.   
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	Throughout my entire life, I've always been a captain. I was the captain of my high school team. I was the captain at Oklahoma State University. I was the captain of the 2008 Olympic team.   
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	When I was a kid, I was surrounded by girls: older sisters, older girl cousins just down the street... except for an older boy named Vito who threw rocks. Each year I would wish for a baby brother. It never happened.   
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	Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					