Etgar Keret Quotes
Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.

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I am not a fitness freak, but I do my regular exercises.
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I am a control freak. I am very hands on and pay attention to details.
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I'm not a gadget freak.
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But, I'm kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don't know what's going on and what's going to happen.
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I love the rabbit hole. I spend a lot of time looking at images, Google mapping, etc. I also love to read court transcripts, FBI files, stuff like that. You go through vast, boring stretches, but the voices are always so fascinating and slowly a story begins to emerge. It's very much like playing detective.
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Roger is probably the biggest freak I have ever seen in terms of how he keeps himself in shape. I can't imagine pitching like that at his age.
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We could all be in a turtle's dream, in outer space!
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We used to grind our own wheat and cook rabbits and kangaroos.
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We believe 'Peter Rabbit' because Beatrix Potter believes it. You have to.
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From a hundred rabbits you can't make a horse.
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I know my dad is a big Internet freak, and he's been known to be a Wikileaker.
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I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.
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At least have the decency in you / To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out / In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter
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John 5 - he's weird. He's a freak. I'm just kidding. He's a great guy.
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Every freak has a mother. When I met Marilyn Manson I was struck by how nice he was. People are rarely as weird as you anticipate. Except for Courtney Love-who reminded me of that mad snake in The Jungle Book.
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I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak...
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You didn't have to take a punch for me, you know,' he said. 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' 'You're a freak is what you are,' I said.
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I'll be honest, I never saw myself making a ninja movie, never entertained the idea. I think ninja films can be quite cheesy unless you do them in feudal Japan.
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We're not freaks, Tally. We're normal. We may not be gorgeous, but at least we're not hyped-up Barbie dolls.
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There's more people to ignore in New York or Boston than there are in Milwaukee, but I would still ignore them, probably.
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And I would like to marry and have more children. I would like to try and do it right.
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If you do not surrender, I shall be forced to shoot you through the head with a rather large bullet.
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Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.