Michael Cera Quotes

Canada, Actor
June 7, 1988

Michael Austin Cera is a Canadian actor, producer, singer, songwriter, and musician. He started his career as a child actor, portraying a young Chuck Barris in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002). He is known for his role as George Michael Bluth on the sitcom Arrested Development (2003–2006, 2013, 2018) and for his film roles as Evan in Superbad (2007), as Paulie Bleeker in Juno (2007), as Scott Pilgrim in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) and as a fictional version of himself in This Is the End (2013).

Also known as Producer, Singer, Songwriter, Musician

My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide.

Michael Cera
- Father
- Machines
- Wide
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

Michael Cera
- Party
- Sexy
- Invitations

Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man.

Michael Cera
- Men
- Felt
- Kinda
I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs.

Michael Cera
- Time
- Long
- Basically
The thing is, I really can't relate to anyone my own age. Not in a superior way - an inferior way, if anything. Socially, I have no idea what my friends are talking about. I don't listen to any new music. I feel very secluded.

Michael Cera
- Friends
- Idea
- Relate
Most of the 16-year-olds I know are snotty brats that I wish I didn't know.

Michael Cera
- Wish
- Years
- Knows
There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts.

Michael Cera
- Years
- Canada
- Eleven
Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.

Michael Cera
- Born
- Canada
- Zero

It's so easy to get caught up in your own self-doubt when you're writing. It can be so easy to tell yourself, "Who am I kidding?"

Michael Cera
- Writing
- Doubt
- Get
I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone... just like everybody else.

Michael Cera
- School
- Feelings
- Confused
If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.

Michael Cera
- Want
- Bother
- Saving