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My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide.
Michael Cera -
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
Michael Cera
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Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man.
Michael Cera -
I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs.
Michael Cera -
The thing is, I really can't relate to anyone my own age. Not in a superior way - an inferior way, if anything. Socially, I have no idea what my friends are talking about. I don't listen to any new music. I feel very secluded.
Michael Cera -
There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts.
Michael Cera -
Most of the 16-year-olds I know are snotty brats that I wish I didn't know.
Michael Cera -
Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.
Michael Cera
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I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone... just like everybody else.
Michael Cera -
If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.
Michael Cera -
It's so easy to get caught up in your own self-doubt when you're writing. It can be so easy to tell yourself, "Who am I kidding?"
Michael Cera