Paul Lynde Quotes
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
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Everyone has their own special set of problems - in their own minds.
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If somebody told me you'd be a one and a half billion dollar company and be the largest in the world, I wouldn't have believed it myself.
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The first show I worked on was 'In Living Color.' I think 'The Daily Show' was the culmination of having that point of view - being able to look at this third rail in our society.
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I read a lot of poetry, and I love what it does with language. I love music, too, and I think there's probably no coincidence there, that the rhythm of the words is almost as important as the words themselves, and when you can get the two working together, which usually takes me about 20 goes, I feel a huge satisfaction.
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I still audition a lot and work really hard to get work. So I don't really walk around feeling like I've made it. My short term goals are really just to be creatively stimulated and to be excited about material I might be working on.
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People don't really want reality. They want theater, and that's different.
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You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you.
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If I hear a lie in my life with my children, with my wife, my work, my audiences, I want to annihilate myself, vaporize myself and wipe myself off the face of the earth.
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That's my mentality. Just because somebody has fouled me, there is no reason for me to be nasty to him. I try to respect football as much as possible, and when someone is injured, you put the ball out.
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There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless is important to have and dreadful not to have.
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I write songs about things that I'm simultaneously trying to not think about.
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Mexico has perhaps, in some ways, a good practice, in which it has officials devoted precisely to hold those children, to retain those children that are crossing through our territory, who are coming from Central America.
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If I came across a role that is completely mainstream and commercial, but it's the right one, I'd jump at the chance.
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I don't want my husband to push me around in a wheelchair. I don't want someone to lead me around because I'm blind.
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If I'm androgynous, I'd say I lean toward macho-androgynous.
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Music is the only art that actually lives.
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This is not to say that the Scots are not fine people, but they were all sort of... well, my grandfather was a minister and sort of Protestant, and this was rather depressing to me.
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Every breakup is an opportunity to do it right the next time.
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All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter into another!
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I know I must conceal my sentiments: I must smother hope; I must remember that he cannot care much for me. For when I say that I am of his kind, I do not mean that I have his force to influence, and his spell to attract: I mean only that I have certain tastes and feelings in common with him.I must, then, repeat continually that we are forever sundered: - and yet, while I breathe and think, I must love him.
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Nobody knows me, and I hope that it stays like this.
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I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
