Paul Neilan Quotes
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Anybody can make something up and have it sound believable. The hard part is remembering all the lies you've told, and all the people you've told them to, and then living the lies that have become your life.
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The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.
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It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and God, you never really know.
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There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at least twice a day, every day. something needs to be done.
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In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always been. Some half-assed ambiguity masquerading as mystery is all anybody's really looking for.
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If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.
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Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.
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Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ever come to true equality.