Eugene Chadbourne Quotes
I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of almost stand-up comedy material. Just the juxtaposition of the different styles in itself sometimes is funny. Like, I do sort of an acoustic version of 'Purple Haze' that has some bluegrass licks in it.

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I've already established my (political)machinery. It's like a car. It's fixed already. You just have to get in and drive it.
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We all want to win against all odds. We all want to be loved. We all wish it was possible to change our world and to make our world a better place.
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There is nothing more to controlling demons than to do good and fear nothing.
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I learned to walk when I was ten months old and I've been walking this way ever since.
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I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?
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Life has no meaning unless one lives it with a will, at least to the limit of one's will.
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There is nothing left of you, I can see it in your eyes. Sing the anthem of the angels,and say the last goodbye...
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People come in and out of our lives, and each of them helps form who we are and who we are to become.
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Every generation gets the Constitution that it deserves. As the central preoccupations of an era make their way into the legal system, the Supreme Court eventually weighs in, and nine lawyers in robes become oracles of our national identity.
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Some of our stuff ends up looking too corporate. I'm going to be a lot stricter from now on.
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Gentleness is the antidote for cruelty.
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It's so great to see a woman dressed in jeans and a lace-up boot with an extraordinary jacket. It's a moment where you do want to mix high and low, and it's not so much about a head-to-toe designer look.
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He knew, better than the cynic, that if you look out over the arc of history, human beings should be filled not with fear but with hope.
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Would you be a poet Before you've been to school? Ah, well! I hardly thought you So absolute a fool.
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Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.
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At the end of the day, stand-up comedy is like acting when the audience are the other characters that I'm acting with.
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All of us must recognise that education and innovation will be the currency of the 21st Century.
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I like to read. Autobiographies.
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I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of almost stand-up comedy material. Just the juxtaposition of the different styles in itself sometimes is funny. Like, I do sort of an acoustic version of 'Purple Haze' that has some bluegrass licks in it.