Eugene Mirman Quotes
I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

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For some reason, when I get to the 200m, I'm always a little bit nervous.
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Especially if you're endeavouring daily to write your own books, you read with a degree of - well, it's hard to forget you're a writer when you're reading.
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A lion is called a 'king of beasts' obviously for a reason.
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The writer isn't made in a vacuum. Writers are witnesses. The reason we need writers is because we need witnesses to this terrifying century.
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After you pay your E-ZPass bill, there is no reason for the government to keep records of your travel.
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When you get married you forget about kissing other women.
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I used to get some ego thing out of saying I wasn't a star, just an actress. Forget it. I'm a star. I wanted it. I worked for it. I got it.
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I desperately need the love of complete strangers. That's one reason I overtip. I love when skycaps, waiters, and valets are happy to see me.
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Where the senses fail us, reason must step in.
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Tell me, I forget, show me, I remember, involve me, I understand.
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When artists get very big, they kind of forget that that's why they got big.
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Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence.
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No one knows quite the reason, but surgically severing the corpus callosum can reduce the rate and intensity of seizures. So in the early 1960s, a few patients with severe epilepsy had their corpus callosums cut, turning them into split-brain people.
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For it is extremely absurd to expect to be enlightened by reason, and yet to prescribe to her beforehand on which side she must incline.
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Knowledge of the fact differs from knowledge of the reason for the fact.
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May they not forget to keep pure the great heritage that puts them ahead of the West: the artistic configuration of life, the simplicity and modesty of personal needs, and the purity and serenity of the Japanese soul.
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There's no reason that just because you're a celebrity you can't write.
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. . . your history is no less important to your survival than your ability to breathe. In the end, you can only determine whether to saturate your memories with pain or with perspective. Forgetting is not an option. I tell you the truth now: Pain was not God's plan for this life. It is a reality, but it is not a part of the plan.
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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
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Life is merely terrible; I feel it as few others do. Often — and in my inmost self perhaps all the time — I doubt whether I am a human being.
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When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to consider all the pros and cons.
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I like television medium because it feels like we're doing a play, and I learned how to act in theater school, so that comes very naturally to me, this format. I like that people can laugh out loud when we're working. I like that we can make mistakes, unlike being onstage, where you can't.
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I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?