Eugene Mirman Quotes

You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.

Eugene Mirman

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• It's healthy to have interests besides books.

  

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• Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together.

  

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• I don't ever wish I was somebody else.

  

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• Very, very rare that you do a job knowing that the audience is desperate for you to do that job. Most films you make don't get released, is the fact.

  

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• A lot of people look at playing overseas as a step down from the NBA. And, yes it is a step down from the NBA money-wise, but there is just as good of talent overseas as in the NBA. Not better talent.

  

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• I feel very comfortable with my trajectory because I do have a life; I can go on the subway, you know? And I've been able to do that my entire career, and I have friends who are huge movie stars and can't go on the subway, and I feel like that sucks.

  

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• When I was a child, the FA Cup was one of the crown jewels of the sporting year, along with the Grand National, Wimbledon and The Open. But with every announcement it seems to lose another piece of its identity. First it was sponsors added to the name, followed by the semi-finals at Wembley.

  

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• I think penguins are cute.

  

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• When I first started performing, the only community that truly got what I was trying to do was the LGBTQ community.

  

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• When I was very young, maybe 12 years, I began to make investments.

  

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• Being a known person is pretty much all I've known. I don't remember much of a time when people didn't know who I was.

  

  Dakota Fanning
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• I'm a fan of action movies.

  

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• To be honest, whenever I go to shoots, or I'm on set, it really makes makeup special and allows me to have so much more fun with it – I don't wear it on an everyday basis, because I like my skin to breathe.

  

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• I've never been in a competition before, and I said I'm going to go. I think - I just love to sing.

  

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• Competitions make me nervous. When I go out on the ice, I just think about my skating and not, 'I have to do this to win.' I forget it is a competition.

  

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• If freedom is to be saved and enlarged, poverty must be ended. There is no other solution.

  

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• I was excited by what my painter friends were doing, and they seemed to be interested in our poetry too, and that was a wonderful little, fizzy sort of world.

  

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• One of my realizations in such an earthy atmosphere was that many of the burning theological issues in the church were neither burning nor theological.

  

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• The third fallacy is that affirmative action doesn't work.

  

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  • Work
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• Our task is to educate our children's whole being so they can face the future and make something of it. To achieve this we need to balance education for careers with education for twenty-first century life.

  

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• You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.

  

  Eugene Mirman
  • Animal
  • Information
  • Rude