Eugene Mirman Quotes
You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.

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As the world undergoes a major transformation, it's the time of significant opportunity and also threat.
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It's healthy to have interests besides books.
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Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together.
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I don't ever wish I was somebody else.
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A lot of people look at playing overseas as a step down from the NBA. And, yes it is a step down from the NBA money-wise, but there is just as good of talent overseas as in the NBA. Not better talent.
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I feel very comfortable with my trajectory because I do have a life; I can go on the subway, you know? And I've been able to do that my entire career, and I have friends who are huge movie stars and can't go on the subway, and I feel like that sucks.
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When I was a child, the FA Cup was one of the crown jewels of the sporting year, along with the Grand National, Wimbledon and The Open. But with every announcement it seems to lose another piece of its identity. First it was sponsors added to the name, followed by the semi-finals at Wembley.
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I think penguins are cute.
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When I first started performing, the only community that truly got what I was trying to do was the LGBTQ community.
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When I was very young, maybe 12 years, I began to make investments.
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Being a known person is pretty much all I've known. I don't remember much of a time when people didn't know who I was.
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I'm a fan of action movies.
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To be honest, whenever I go to shoots, or I'm on set, it really makes makeup special and allows me to have so much more fun with it – I don't wear it on an everyday basis, because I like my skin to breathe.
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I've never been in a competition before, and I said I'm going to go. I think - I just love to sing.
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Competitions make me nervous. When I go out on the ice, I just think about my skating and not, 'I have to do this to win.' I forget it is a competition.
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If freedom is to be saved and enlarged, poverty must be ended. There is no other solution.
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La tierra tiene lo que tú levantas de la tierra. Nada más tiene.
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To be a writer, you need to like spending a lot of time by yourself in the company of imaginary people.
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We are all a sort of camelions, that still take a tincture from things near us; nor is it to be wonder'd at in children, who better understand what they see than what they hear.
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Sometimes when I'm dancing and don't put in enough hairspray, I wind up looking like a... what's the animal with needles? Porcupine.
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For me, great music doesn't just have to fall into one category or one genre and I love appreciating all kinds of music.
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This administration is not sympathetic to corporations, it is indentured to corporations.
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You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.