Eugene Mirman Quotes
School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying to people, and people stopped being mean. By the end of it, it was wonderful.

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There is always pressure in football.
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Opponents of legal birth control, including abortion, have tried for decades to play the race card, saying that legal abortion is racist. What they ignore is that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. accepted the Margaret Sanger Award from Planned Parenthood in 1966.
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I didn't realize that winning the Olympics at age 14 automatically put me in the category of being a celebrity.
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I had so much fun developing and launching my first fragrance with Avon, so for my second fragrance, I really wanted to add a little more edge. Outspoken Intense is a provocative blend of sexy confidence and daring femininity that captures the thrill and excitement of being centre stage.
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Spirituality is deeply personal. Yet, society has to face the fact that certain faiths celebrate spirituality through an overt expression of inner convictions.
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The greatest power that a person possesses is the power to choose.
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I did five seasons of 'Baywatch,' and I did four seasons of 'VIP.' I've been around awhile.
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It's a political and manipulative industry. Actors vie for the same roles, movies are snatched away. Have I ever been manipulated? Yes. But I haven't manipulated anyone because if you think from the heart, you cannot be calculative. I have spent nights crying.
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We criticize, copy, patronize, idolize and insult but we never doubt that the U.S. has a unique position in the history of human hopes.
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That was my dream, to compete against the best surfers in the best waves. But as a kid, it all seemed so unattainable. It was this big dream, but deep down I never thought it could really happen. But my parents always believed I could do it, and they helped me get through all the stages and take all the right steps.
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All great sci-fi is: Be careful what you wish for.
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The guys today are just too strong and back then they would take many hard punches to land one.
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If you talk to any actor, they'll tell you that working is the best thing.
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Luckily, West End audiences seem to rather like very old people.
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I spent 19 years as a Washington reporter covering a variety of beats.
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I want Infosys to be a company which is globally respected and in where people belonging to different nationalities, races and religious beliefs will work with intense competition but utmost courtesy, dignity and co-operation in adding greater value to our stakeholders day after day.
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Companies buy customers when they cannot win new business on their own. They merge when their executives do not have a better idea of what to do.
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Most federal employees perform their tasks honorably and well.
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Every single race that I get on the podium in biathlon, I'm shocked.
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When I get an idea, I start to write like I was electrically motivated.
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Poetry is the most mistaught subject in any school because we teach poetry by form and not by content.
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School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying to people, and people stopped being mean. By the end of it, it was wonderful.