Evan Esar Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child.
-
I've always wanted to work with Warren Beatty.
-
Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses: He describes them as job gains.
-
In this new age of GPS, Google Earth and multidimensional digital maps, mapping is suddenly hugely relevant again.
-
The Bible shows the way to go to heaven, not the way the heavens go.
-
Even in its third century, America is still the most meritocratic nation in the world.
-
The American people demand results, not rhetoric, especially when it comes to national security issues.
-
I never thought that I would sell to young people, but now girls who are 14 and 15 buy my shoes.
-
But I love the hot sweat. I think overheating onstage is invigorating. It's better than being comfortable. I think being comfortable is the death of a show.
-
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
-
I just want other people to know the kind of joy that I have in my life. I want other people to be able to have fun.
-
I know how to hit a mark without looking. I instinctively know where my eye line should be. That's all 100%. But your character and the story are always different, so the emotional part is not muscle memory. You're still surprised by stuff and get the adrenaline.
-
I had a Stuart Davis poster growing up.
-
In European thought in general, as contrasted with American, vigor, life and originality have a kind of easy, professional utterance. American - on the other hand, is expressed in an eager amateurish way. A European gives a sense of scope, of survey, of consideration. An American is strained, sensational. One is artistic gold; the other is bullion.
-
It is of him, ephebe, to make, to confect The final elegance, not to console Nor sanctify, but plainly to propound.
-
Different cultures produce a different 'cool.' And your perception of 'cool' changes depending on where you are.
-
People in the NBA are just as athletic as you. That's the game. You have to have the change of pace. You have to change speeds to get around people.
-
One of the things you learn in football is that you're only as good as your last outing. I don't like to reflect on what we've done in the past. I'm not a very good storyteller, for one thing. I'd disappoint you. When it's time, I'll talk about the good old days. But it's a sign of old age, reveling in the past.
-
It's a pretty widely-accepted notion that the atmosphere is a ridiculously complex system, and the best we can do with our models is a rough approximation.
-
The imposition of P.C. has no logical end because feeling better about one’s self by confessing other people’s sins, humiliating and hurting them, is an addictive pleasure the appetite for which grows with each satisfaction. The more fault I find in thee, the holier (or, at least, the trendier) I am than thou. The worse you are, the better I am and the more power I should have over you.
-
Equal justice under the law, even if it's your mother. That was a point of admiration in our household. It was drilled into me.
-
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
-
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
