Evan Esar Quotes
Communism is a form of government under which every citizen at election time enjoys the privilege of voting Yes.

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The return to normality is a defeat for the terrorists.
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We must strive to become good ancestors.
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I came across 'The Song of Achilles' by Madeline Miller in one of the most romantic ways one can find a story. I was digging through a pile of used books at my local library when my hand gravitated toward its brilliant teal and glistening gold cover.
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Thank you, Hollywood, for allowing me to be part of your group.
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I'm dyslexic, and it takes me longer to memorize and to embody the character so I can really own it.
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The artistic capability of reinforced concrete is so fantastic - that is the way to go.
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Education is not only a ladder of opportunity, but it is also an investment in our future.
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I don't go on lunch dates with friends. I hear about people having dinner parties, but I never do that. I'm not really human.
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We must not stop speaking the truth to the radical parties because voters will follow those who speak the truth, and European politics will grow more radical, which is in nobody's interest.
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When I started at Ricci, I did street wear for very cool, young girls, but the price point was for the fourth floor of Bergdorf Goodman next to Carolina Herrera. My cool girls cannot afford it.
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It's quite fun to mess with the human voice. It's quite special in the sense that the voice is the #1 instrument that we can connect with; it doesn't sound too alien. I think that's the key is to find the line between sounding human and sounding robotic. That's an area that I like to explore a lot.
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In the Ghetto, I'd been trying to write for years.
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Novelists who pretend to understand what keeps them scribbling are really just guessing. A profound, unmet childish need to be acknowledged? Maybe. It hardly matters, though. The termite that asks itself why it keeps chewing risks becoming sluggish and inefficient, as does the writer who grows self-conscious in the middle of chapter five.
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I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.
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I don't care if people remember Garth Brooks.
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I am extremely privileged to serve Rhode Island in the United States Senate, and that is my only goal and aspiration.
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I remember seeing war hero Jimmy Doolittle fly a Gee Bee racer there. He was my childhood hero. Many years later, I was lucky enough to go hunting with him.
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I don't want to be known as just a 'Dance Moms' competitor. I'd really like to be known for all of Sia's work, too.
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We are franker towards others than towards ourselves.
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I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.
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Jeremy Corbyn couldn't have won without Labour changing its leadership election rules in 2014, but which more importantly got rid of the electoral college that had given MPs a third of the say over who leads the party. That's why Diane Abbott came last when she ran for leader in 2010, even though in the absolute number of votes she came third out of five. It's one of those wonderful historical ironies that the change to the rules was a victory for the Labour right, the result of a push back against the unions who had been asserting themselves more forcefully within the party.
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Second place is just the first place loser.
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Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
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Communism is a form of government under which every citizen at election time enjoys the privilege of voting Yes.