Evan Esar Quotes
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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I suffer from an amazing amount of insecurities, and I'm grateful that my body image, it's normally not something I pay attention to.
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I am a little older and understand the nature of the business - the older you get the more your skills supposedly diminish, but I think I am getting wiser in how to use my physical skills. That's the frustrating part when you put so much heart and desire into things and feel like you are not wanted.
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I have not seen 'Vaalu' yet, but I am sure it will be good.
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The health effects of air pollution imperil human lives. This fact is well-documented.
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I'm a homebody for sure. I do a lot of work at home.
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The way I see politics is, I don't think it's cynical to accept the fact politicians are human beings, that they're flawed, and they represent the best and the worst of us.
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Coming where I'm coming from, really, my family name isn't a pressure because, you know, music is not like sports, where you can go and do a hundred reps in a gym and come out and be all buffed up. Music is an expression of what's inside of you. And that's how I make music.
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The Defense Department must do a better job of providing the best possible care for service women who are victims of sexual assault.
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The background of the Negro culture is voodoo and magic; and the purposes the magic are control and power over God, man, nature and society. Voodoo and magic was the religion and life of America's Negro.
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Pleasure without Champagne is purely artificial.
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When it comes to sexuality, sensuality, self-representation, self-nurturance - America fails in those departments.
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We can understand almost anything, but we can't understand how we understand.
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A full and candid admission of one's mistakes should make proof against its repetition.
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For avarice begins where poverty ends.
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It's weird how you can learn something incorrectly.
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No, I consider myself computer illiterate.
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That is our larger destiny: to allow the Earth to organize in a new way, in a manner impossible all the billions of years prior to humanity...
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Everything that happens is at least one dimension smaller than you've imagined it to be.