Ike Barinholtz Quotes
I take my dog to the vet a lot because he's old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I'm there. Let's just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I'm constantly being roasted by my wife.

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Some borrowers are pretty damn good at fraud.
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I just enjoy life now. I just enjoy every morning I get to wake up.
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When the simple word processors came in, writing became crisper, less dense - just because of the way we could instantly edit on the screen. Now the ability to mash up words and pictures and links and songs and tweets is what matters. I can't imagine what writing will be like in 2154.
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My last album as J. Tillman, 'Singing Ax,' that was really a premeditated death rattle of the aesthetic precedent I had set. I realized I wasn't creating spontaneously; I was enforcing all these parameters. I was too self-loathing or something, and there was this obvious dissonance between my conversational voice and creative voice.
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I'm always on the phone because I'm usually not with the people I want to be with.
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It's easy to have a good season but if you want to have a great season you have got to win a major tournament.
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I don't care about the quality of the film as a whole, but I loved 'Salt.' I loved it!
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What I don't miss is living in a small town where everybody knows you, your family, and what you ate for breakfast.
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Everyone thinks their family is the craziest family in the world. Like, 'My God, my family's crazy!'
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It may be added, to prevent misunderstanding, that when I speak of contemplated objects in this last phrase as objects of contemplation, the act of contemplation itself is of course an enjoyment.
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I try to eat healthy. But sometimes, though, I eat cheeseburgers. That's good for the soul. I make sure to balance everything out. I drink tons of water.
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I'd never kill myself for a man. I wouldn't do it for anybody.
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I was always more interested in story songs, things with a point of view... and things that informed me.
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I've been lucky because Hollywood can be harsh and try to pigeonhole you. I've done TV, films, and comedy, done it all... I think I'm spread out evenly among the film community. I've been lucky and keep working with great actors.
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Never, and I mean never, allow anyone else's ideas of who you can or can't become sully your dream or pollute your imagination. This is your territory, and a 'Keep Out' sign is a great thing to erect at all entrances to your imagination.
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I'm not about my breasts; I'm just about good health, OK. I'm not afraid of doing what I need to do to stay here. I really don't understand women who are in denial, who don't want to go for a mammogram. I think it's stupidity. Sorry. I have no patience for that.
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My choice was to ruin my son's life by giving him money or giving 90-plus percent to charity. Not much of a choice.
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A nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people.
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With the history of Moses no book in the world, in point of antiquity, can contend.
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In my sobriety, I have discovered that the people I love, and who hurt me, were sick like me.
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Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
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I am pretty sick with myself! It seemed a pretty good idea at the time. Around the time I turned 30, I started to feel very creative, more creative than I had been before which is good and I like that.
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I kind of have a Victorian sensibility - I don't understand stuff until I can classify it and name it.
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I take my dog to the vet a lot because he's old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I'm there. Let's just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I'm constantly being roasted by my wife.