Sandra Bernhard Quotes
It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
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The same contingencies of time and space that force a statesman or soldier to make decisions, impel the historian, though with less urgency, to make up his mind.
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Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always.
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I certainly used to wish that I was skinny, lighter-skinned, with long, pretty hair. But only because I used to get made fun of for being the absolute opposite. I didn't see all of that stuff as the American Dream. I just wanted to look normal. Now that I'm older, I really do feel like I am a beautiful girl.
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I grew up listening to classic rock - the Kinks, Genesis, The Who, Pink Floyd.
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The fear of hell, or aiming to be blest, savors too much of private interest.
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I need to start honing in on projects that I want to devote my time to and not put my energies into the unattainable ones.
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The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.
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I do myself up kind of like a doll. I have a doll collection and I look at their outfits and kind of imitate them.
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I know I should keep this a secret, but Celine Dion is something of an icon to me.
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What I really learned in the army was how to be a pacifist.
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Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime.
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You have to ask if the country would have been ready for Barack Obama if we hadn't been prepared by Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice. If they hadn't already been in positions of enormous power and influence - secretary of state, secretary of defence - you know what I mean?
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I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.
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No judge writes on a wholly clean slate.
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Instead of indulging in jealousy, greed, in relishing themselves, there are men who keep their hearts alert to the stillness in which time rolls on and leaves us behind. … those who are open to the wonder will not miss it. Faith is found in solicitude for faith, in an inner care for the wonder that is everywhere.
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I did a lot of commercials early on, and I remember the first commercial I ever got was for a product called Funyuns. I had to eat these chips for, like, 12 hours straight.
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Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like you ordered wrong.
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How can you expect to be rescued if you don’t put first things first and act proper?
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The energy in a comedy is very serious. Somebody said comedy is a tragedy plus time. When you have a tragedy, for example, like this, like, 'We're going to die,' and you have time, like, five hours to die, it becomes a comedy.
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The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
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Pain is such an important thing in life. I think that as an artist you have to experience suffering.
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There will not be an automatic increase in interest rate when unemployment hits 6.5%.
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It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
