Sandra Bernhard Quotes
Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.

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My aunt is a newscaster in Lubbock, Texas, and she got a letter that said, 'Natalie Maines will be shot dead at their show in Dallas, Texas,' with the date of our concert. It was freaky to see that in writing.
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To power the country by building 186,000 fifty-story wind turbines - and running 19,000 miles of new transmission lines - just seems impractical and preposterous compared to the idea of building a hundred new nuclear facilities primarily on the sites we already have.
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'Giving 2.0' frames giving as a learning experience and encourages everyone to make giving a part of your year-round life.
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On the national security front, Rick Santorum is superior to any candidate I know.
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The king died and then the queen died is a story. The king died, and then queen died of grief is a plot.
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The idea of 'Badlands' was creating a space with sound, which is a really difficult thing to do.
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I'm a fairly ascetic person. And I do most of my writing at night. You don't get distracted, your brain goes into what you are writing about, into the world you're writing about, rather than into the world you're in.
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Russia can be quite a dangerous place sometimes, but I never think about it.
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The genius which runs to madness is no longer genius.
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People ask if I walk around and pinch myself. Yes, I do.
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What you had at the time was a dictatorship with the team owners.
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When I was a kid, we never had a videogame in my house. But my cousin did, and each time I went to her house I was able to play 'Tetris' and 'Mario.' Those were the only two games I played as a child.
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Go to the young conductors who are not making it, and you will hear how we shouldn't push ourselves or sell ourselves, how they don't have the right connections and the right opportunities. Well, you can be sure they've had the opportunities.
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Don't say anything online that you wouldn't want your mother to read.
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What the world needs now is more Americans. The U.S. is the first nation on earth deliberately dedicated to letting people choose what they want and giving them a chance to get it.
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Take me or leave me, I'll never be perfect. Believe me I'm worth it
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I think the executives have matured enough so that they recognize that we have a two-party system. In California, we have more than a two-party system.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.
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I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction.
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With all the problems we are having, I won't be afraid to tell leadership, 'You need to explain to me why I should follow you anywhere.'
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Creativity, for a lot of young people, is a coping mechanism. It's the only place they feel comfortable. It's the only time they feel like they're being heard or can make a difference, is if they can go into a room and do a drawing or go to a garage and play a song or retreat to this world.
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Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.